The Daily Blade Volume 1, Issue 35
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!
I got some votes for the top ten lists! However, that list will be
pretty much lame if I don't get anymore votes. I have two, and they only
said their favorite thing. THING. That's singular. I have two listings.
Nevermind, you guys got a letter about this already.
FROM A COLD AND LONELY ROOM.
The room isn't really that cold. I lit a fire. However, my sister
is sleeping and no one else is home and I've been watching the TV
version of "Cats" all night long. Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check it out!
Mega Man Games.
Is there an adventure game that can top the fun of Mega Man? Probably,
but this will have to do. From Mega Man to just X, you follow along with
his adventures in every installment of his life. From the first game, to
whatever it is now. The drama is great and the excitement is better, but
it lacks in interest and the play longevity is limited.
Rating: 3
52-TWENTY
Everyday I sit in my room and look at my radio and wonder why it doesn't
play all of the time. It's not broken. It just doesn't always work. I
wish it would.... Hey, who are you? What are you doing? What? NO! DON'T!
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
THIS IS TUKLOS. I AM FROM THE PLANET SINGROSS, IN THE GALAXY OF
PEPPERVILE. I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS NEWS LETTER AND CAPTURED YOUR LEADER.
YOU WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED FREE THOUGHT OR TO SEE LIFE AS YOU ONCE KNEW
IT. "THORN" HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF, AND EACH OF YOU SHALL BE DEALT WITH
AS WELL. PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED. BUT FIRST, THE REST OF THIS
"NEWSLETTER."
TRIVIA TIME.
YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE WHO?
ME AND ONLY ME.
A TIME TO LAUGH.
THREE SPACE GLOBULES WALK INTO A NETHER RECEPTOR AND ORDER A DORTION.
THEY EAT IT.
BOW DOWN TO THE SUPERIOR.
Meanwhile......
Ohhhh...... I can't.... stay on.... much.... longer..... telepathy....
weak.... you.... all..... must....try to.... help me..... don't..... let
him.... get.... the top.... ten.... list.... idea...... he can't use
it..... to his.... advantage..... with the last.... of..... my power....
I will.... finish..... the letter.......
A time to laugh.
Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the
other side. Ha ha ha. I bet you think that alien is still in control.
Trivia Time.
Subject: The Blade, hidden blows.....
1. What is the only POKe'MON to be in the Blade?
2. What movie has appeared the most in the Blade?
3. What song did I give you the lyrics to and hope one of you knew it,
but none of you did?
4. Who changed their e-mail address, but did not quite recieving the
Blade?
5. Who is the newest member to recieve the Blade, not including TUKLOS?
Answers.
1. PIKACHU!
2. I figure it's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun."
3. "Last Stop: This Town" by Eels.
4. Daisyca to Mijca14.
5. Paracles!
Growing....... dark....... must rest.... and fight my
way.......out......
For the shocking and lackluster conclusion, go here!