TANTOMILE FOUND IN CENTRAL GALAXY.
WE MUST PUT AN END TO THE THREAT OF THIS OPPOSING EMPIRE. THEY TEND TO
END OUR RIEGN OVER THIS GALAXY. WE SHALL USE THE CAPTURED "HUMAN" TO OUR
ADVANTAGE.
"HUMAN" ESCAPES.
THE "HUMAN" HAS ESCAPED AND NONE OF OUR TALENTED TRACKERS CAN FIND HIM.
IF ANY OF YOU KNOW OF HIS LOCATION RELEASE TO USE THAT KNOWLEDGE OR YOU
SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE.
WORD FROM THE EDITOR.....
Guys, I'm alright, just a little tired, but I'm free. I'm trying to
override the computer systems here but they are so advanced. I think if
I can just figure out how to turn them on, I'll be okay. I'm sorry you
must all be subjected to this, but I'm trying to get you out of it. Just
give me a little time. Using my telepathy, I can alter their minds and
make them type good stories. I can't be of too much help, though. I must
focus the greatest extent of my powers on the mother brain. Wish me
luck.
NUETRON STAR BOOSTER RELEASED.
EARLIER IN THIS TIME, THE alien burrito bin WAS RELEASED TO FULFILL the
enjoyment of HBO for free WHICH WILL LAST FOR OVER TWO HUNDRED LIGHT
YEARS. THIS SHOULD BOOST OUR CONTROL OVER fat, bloated alien chicks AND
HELP TO ENSURE WE get our own choice of deli meats at the local grocer.
WE HOPE THAT Mr. Black WILL BE ABLE TO PROVIDE ALL WITH Total, the
cereal of pure bran!
You know, this is a lot of fun. But, I have a meeting tomorrow, so I
have to get off of this ship. Hey... wait a minute... light years is a measure of distance... not time! These guys really are stupid...
SHIP'S SELF-DESTRUCT ARMED.
WE HAVE ARMED THE SHIP'S SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM AND WISH YOU ALL A GOOD
NIGHT.
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KABOOM! Better than the Star Wars trilogy! I'm back, and I pray I never
go through that again. See you all tomorrow.