Newsletter, Or So to Speak: The Very First Issue of the Daily Blade!
HEAVY RAINS SAVE THE DAY. THRICE!
Heavy rains swept through the Oklahoma Plains on Sunday evening. Due to the heavy downpour, many roads were washed out and school had been canceled for two days. I missed the third day because my driveway was washed out. The rain water subsided Tuesday allowing road workers to fix the area.
PIKACHU DRIVES WOMAN NUTS.
A rare POKe'MON drove a woman (Name withheld for federal reasons) to the brink of insanity. The woman was confused and frightened because the POKe'MON knew her name and e-mail address. The woman began to have a fit until the creature revealed himself to be me. She was then angry with him because he wouldn't e-mail her. PIKACHU thereafter e-mailed her just so she could further ignore him.
FIRE SWEEPS THROUGH MARSHMALLOW FACTORY.
S'more on that later.
POKe'MON SWEEPS THE NATION.
The nation is incredibly amazed by POKe'MON. The game is selling like hot cakes. Mmmm, Hot cakes.
Trivia Time!
Subject: X-men.
1. The Siege Perilous had a gem for a gateway. Which x-man was appointed keeper of it?
2. When the crystal was first used, who used it, and for what?
3. How many X-men went through the gate? How many are still `X-men?
4. How many times has Storm "Died"?
5. Who is the father of Scott Summer's baby.
Answers.
1. All the X-men were the keepers of the Gem. Duh! Dazzler had it a lot, though. She was in it for the money. It was worth a bundle and she knew it!
2. Dazzler used it to save Rogue but ultimately sent Rogue and Mastermold/Nimrod through it.
3. 5 went through. Four were by choice. They were Rogue, Dazzler, Psylocke, Colossus, and Havoc. Technically, once an X-man, always an X-man, but all in all, Rogue and Colossus remain on the team.
4. Storm supposedly died three times now. Once with a brood egg inside her, second, all of the X-men were presumed dead, and third, Havoc "Killed" her.
5. Who else? Scott Summers. That wasn't a typo.
Bonus Trivia.
Subject: Music.
1. What is Bonnie Tyler holding out for?
2. According to Taco, Where does fashion sit?
3. How old is the youngest member of "Fastball"?
4. Marylin Manson sang "Sweet Dreams". What band originally sang this song, and in my opinion, did a better job?
5. What does Celine Dion love to buy?
Answers.
1. She's holding out for a hero.
2. Fashion sits at puttin on the ritz. Or so he says. I don't believe him.
3. 32. I think, anyway. I believe the order is 32, 34, and 36.
4. The Eurythmatics ariginally sang this song, faster and less demonic sounding.
5. CLOTHES! She states that when she was young, her family couldn't buy her a lot of clothes so now she buy a bundle to make up for past losses.