Here is a list of new feature Blades coming soon to mailboxes everywhere!!

The little MerBlade.

This is a love story about a blade who dreams of a life without fins. The blade, ruled by its hatefilled dad, must try to fulfill its dreams outside of the water-filled mudhole it was born in.

Beauty and the Blade.

The tragic story of the evil love coming from within a Blade's heart. Watch as the Blade is softened by the kind heart of a girl with no real future for her. This just shows that in the blackest of Blades, a light can still shine through.

A Blade's Life.

Explore the depth-filled world of a Blade in this compelling, yet way too long a story. Approximate running time: 7 minutes.

Bladeahontas

Join the Blade as it travels to a new world only to find corn, and lots of it! Don't forget to keep your eyes out for the "grope" scene.

Sleeping Blade.

The Blade turns sixteen and dies. Or so the evil Queen thinks. The Blade just takes a catnap becuase it stayed up partying the previous night. This ultimately foils the evil queen's plans. What a spin.

Snow White and the Seven Blades.

Snow White divorces her so-called prince and sets out to find companionship at a local newspaper editor's house. Don't miss the cameo appearence of me.

Chitty Chitty Blade Blade

Um... this is about a Blade that.... makes music and....drives.... and.... NEXT!

Blade's Dragon.

Blade finally gets that dream pet but it ultimately turns out to be a cartoon. With hopes shattered, the dragon is killed and replaced by Mickey Rooney.

This has been a Daily Blade Special Edition. And what's so special about it? It will never happen again!