Lock In Key, Volume 2

THE BLADEAGEDDON

Welcome to Locke's Special Edition Vol.2, Bladeageddon! Hopefully this issue will be fun AND educational....or just fun. Well...on to the said special edition.

THORNY IS CONFUSING

I was talking with Thorny in a chatroom the other day and he said we'd have three issues this week because he was leaving for Thanksgiving. Well...What happened to those issues? Hm? I hope this special edition will make up for that.

LOCKE'S LOOK IN THE GAMING WORLD

Today's game is You Don't Know Jack for the PC and Playstation. This a trivia game where you must beat your opponents into submition by answering more questions than them and earning more cash. The coolest part is how the host makes wise cracks and picks on you if you loose. It's extremely fun when you've got friends to play against. Rating--4.5

52-TWENTY

The other day, I was walking down the street when I found this tiny little ball lying in the middle of an alley. Well, what would you do if you saw a ball lying in an alley? I kicked it. Suddenly, this little yellow creature jumped out of it and shocked a poor, homeless person living in a box. The creature turned around and started to walk toward me. Just then, an small, orange dinosaur leaped out of nowhere and shot a fireball out of it's mouth at the yeallow creature and saved my life. The morale of the story? Pokemon suck. Digimon rule!

THE MYSTERIES OF THE DAILY BLADE

I have found many mysteries behind this wonderful newsletter that the Editor in Chief has hidden from the public. For instance, what ever happened to Janitor Bob? I saw him the first few days I worked at The Daily Blade Studios, but one day he couldn't unclog a toilet and then just disappeared. Strange? I think so! There's only one person who can answer that...Prehaps I'll have to dig a little deeper in the name of Janitor Bob. There will be more on this in upcoming issues.

TRIVIA TIME

Subject: Random.

1. How many spaces are there to save on a Playstation memory card?
2. Where did Janitor Bob go?
3. What was the lowest score I gave out in Locke's Look in the Gaming World?
4. How many editors are there in the Daily Blade?

Answers:

1. 15 blocks of space.
2. Only Thornster knows...or does he?
3. I'm pretty sure it was a 0 for the Invisible Game. Heh.
4. I still have no #$%&ing clue.

This Special Edition sucked...but...live with it.