Locke and Key!



WELCOME TO THE DAILY LOCKE

It's me, it's me. That D-Ooo Double G!...Eh, kinda. Here's the one of a kind, Special Blade Edition, hopefully seen again, Locke and Key Vol 1! Every single stupid column is by your's truly, Editor Locke. Have fun!

THE SIZE OF YOUR TITLE DOESN'T MATTER, IT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH IT

I've noticed (took me long enough) that this title is very long. Sorry, but I couldn't think of anything else and I wanted to put in the Special Edition part. Yes, when I say Vol 1 I mean there will be a Vol 2 sometime before we all die a horrible death. Maybe a 3 in the afterlife!

NOTICE

Because of a certain editor (who shall remain nameless) dropping the bomb into the hands of another editor (who's name we won't say) the columns entitled "LOCK IN SOCK" and "EIGHT-BALL MAYHEM" Will not be seen tonight. Sorry...I don't have a magic eightball...Just a normal one.

RANDOM MATTER

--We have a new member to the Daily Blade list thanks to yours truly.
--Thorn and I are crazy.
--My hard drive is on fire
--Eating Spam is less dangerous that smoking, but not by much.
--I'm gonna throw in EIGHT-BALL MAYHEM anyway.

BLADE CIVIL WARS...pt. 1

Round 1: Thorn (Chief Editor) vs Locke (Asst. Editor)

Thorn an Locke begin spraying each other with spraypaint used to paint "The Blade Rules" on every bridge north of the equator. Locke dives behind a stack of The Daily Blade, Vol. 1, Issue 90 written in Japanese. Thorn grabs his anti-matter super duper pen and begins sketching the banner for the new Daily Blade webpage. Locke become so high from the ink on the newsletters that he trips and knocks Thorn's full scale Celes doll into a vat of sour cream.
Winner: Bob the Janitor

#1 WORST SONG

1. "Aria De Mezzo Carattere" by Squaresoft...And Thorn thought he was evil... This is just a joke. It's actually a good song.

SONG OF THE DAY

"(This Song's Just) Six Words Long" By Weird Al

Let's put it this way...It isn't six words but funny as anything.

EIGHT-BALL MAYHEM

"Will there ever be another Locke in Key special edition again?"

Must be broken. It just says '8' the whole time.

52-TWENTY

This column has always scared me. I wake up at night in a pool of sweat over the intense stories Thorn tells us. I shudder every time I hear that number spoken by a horse with one eye and five legs. And the other day, I thought I saw the number twenty carved into the rear end of a elephant brushing it's teeth. Trust me, that's a scary thing to see.

TRIVIA TIME

Subject: Random stuff.

1. How many editors does the Daily Blade have?
2. How many more do we need?
3. What does 52-TWENTY mean?
4. What movie featured a group of stupid knight and their king sent on a quest by God to find a cup?
5. Do you actually read these?

Answers

1. 2, Locke and Thorny
2. As many as Thorn wants
3. Uh...52-TWENTY...yea...
4. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Quality movie.
5. If you're reading this, I guess you do.


Thanks. Hope you guy's like it.

--Editor Locke