The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 90
TRAMPOLINE + MARATHON = BORING WASTE OF TIME.
Today on the campus, a jumping marathon was hosted, and even though it's almost 9:30pm and 55 degrees outside, it's still going on. Of course, I've never been one to complain about cold but really. What is so great about a jumping marathon? Seems to me, this school could spend more time on academics.
DROWNING IN A JUG OF ALWAYS SAVE DRINKING WATER...
Earlier tonight, I was in my room and thought "Gee, I'm really thirsty, and I must be thinking to myself because I never say 'Gee.'" Well, I got the only thing to drink. I stupidly drank the last of the water right out of the jug and I started choking on it. Foolish me. Of all the things I could have done, I had to choke on water. And of all things, it was during "Buffy." This is my life.
LOCK IN SOCK
Welcome all to Locke's Personal Hell! First off, I'd like to poke
some fun at the Big Head. He can't get anything right. But that's
ok...We all understand. Anyway, I was just reading some of the other
columns and got curious. Is that Thorn's Top Ten or an official top
ten from MTV or somthing? I'm guessing the official because if it
was Thornster's it would have the Opera Music from FFIII at #1. Oh,
and since I'm the resident Locke 'Treasure Hunter' Cole expert, I'll
tell you some stuff Thorn forgot in his Trivia Time. Locke
originally swore to protect Rachel, his old girlfriend, but she
fell into a pit during an exploration of Mt Kolts and was in a coma.
He swore to protect Terra and Celes after that....What a nice guy,
eh? Ciao!
EDITOR'S NOTE: Gosh, Locke. I didn't think this newsletter meant so much to you. Oh, and about Final Fantasy VIII, yeah, you know more than me, but keep in mind, I've never played the game. All I know is what Toyfare told me. Oh, by the way, a Shiva action figure is on the way. Looks stupid, but it comes with Carbunkle.
RANDOM MATTER.
-None of the vampires fly on "Buffy" or "Angel."
-Star fish are in a class called "Asteroidea" but are not asteroids.
-Life is only getting worse for me.
-Locke doesn't know who he's talking to anymore, and neither do I.
-There really is no "Solar Elemental" in "Secret of Mana."
Eight-Ball Mayhem.
It's special edition time...
52-TWENTY
If monkeys could run as fast as us... Wouldn't that be scary? Just think. There you are, running through a jungle and suddenly, a monkey is chasing you. Why you were running through a jungle in the first place is another story, but now, a monkey is chasing you. Oh, but you can't run from this monkey. It can run just as fast as you. Remember, you're in a jungle, so you can't hide in a phone booth. Too bad you have no car either. How did you get here again? Oh well, can't think about that. You have a monkey chasing you. It probably wants to infect you with lice so it can pick it off you and have something to eat. Well, do you feed the monkey or keep running? Keep in mind it is just as fast as you. Well, while you deal with your problems, I'm going to type trivia time.
Trivia Time.
Subject: I'll get you Locke, with POKEMON! Hehehe... I am SO evil...
1. What pokemon is number 151?
2. Surfing Pikachu is a special pikachu for what version of pokemon?
3. Which of the two, red or blue, has Japan's pokemon green used for its template?
4. What does Magikarp evolve to?
5. At what level does a Weepinbell evolve?
6. How many evolution stages does Articuno have?
7. What is Abra's list of moves?
8. In the cartoon, what mysterious pokemon does Misty always carry around?
9. What does Gary pick if you pick Squirtle?
10. Who is the most numerous pokemon?
11. How do you evolve a Clefairy?
12. What pokemon must you buy to get?
13. What pokemon can produce money for you?
14. How many moonstones are in the game?
15. Who is first in evolution? Omanyte or Omastar?
Answers.
1. Mew.
2. Poke'mon Yellow.
3. Poke'mon Blue.
4. Gyarados. Pronounced Gare-ah-dose.
5. It can evolve at any level with a leaf stone.
6. None. Genetic deadend.
7. Teleport.
8. Togepie.
9. Bulbasaur.
10. Pidgey.
11. A moonstone.
12. Porygon.
13. Meowth.
14. 5.
15. Omanyte.