The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 9

YOU CAN'T HAVE A GREAT PARTY....

You can't have a great if you don't serve spam. It makes a great conversation piece.

You can't have a great party if you don't want to be there. Hosts should be at even the lamest of their parties.

You can't have a great party if you decide you want to move all of your furniture around.... in the middle of the party.

You can't have a great party if twister isn't involved. Who doesn't love to see their friends caught in an ever struggling battle a right hand green and left foot yellow. Even better when they can all manage to get themselves in those positions that are inhumanly possibly in any other way.

You can't have a great party if you don't show off your lovely $300 hat rack you bought just to impress the rich people who live three blocks away.

You can't have a great party if you listen to me.

SPECIAL EDITION? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I know I said I was going to get out the special edition last night, but time was against me when I was at work. I won't even be able to send it out tonight. I'm off to the big city lights of Tulsa. Candidates for the trip. FAMILY OUTING!!!! And I thought the Bradys were too wild! Please sir, I don't want some more. Should I end this newsletter? That was something the special edition was going to have. That, and some drastic changes to the format.

Trivia Time!

Subject: Soft Drinks all around!

1. Uh huh! What drink could this be?
2. Yeah, it's an up thing.
3. Obey your thirst.
4. Bow down before me and call me mast... wait, Mountain Dew ripoff labeled "Goverment Experiment."
5. Gimme that, gimme that, gimme gimme gimme that. And off goes the machine!
6. Can't beat the real thing.
7. The foam goes strait to your brain.
8. Drink this and you'll discover what quenches thirst like no other.
9. Just for the taste of it!
10. The clear form of this was very unappealing. It didn't last.

Answers.

1. Diet Pepsi.
2. 7 Up.
3. Sprite.
4. Surge. NASTY!!
5. Dr. Pepper.
6. Coca Cola.
7. Mug Root beer.
8. Mountain Dew. Eeeewww.
9. Diet Coke.
10. Crystal Pepsi. I didn't think it was that bad.