The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 85
GOODBYE BLADE, WE'LL MISS YOU.
I'm going to cancel, hear me, cancel the Daily Blade. It gets no fan response, maybe because it has three readers regularly. But anyway, I'm getting rid of it because, oh, who am I kidding? Why start this crap up again? I've been putting out in my opinion some of the best Blades ever. Anyone agree with me? I love the new columns and I've really been enjoying doing this again. It also gives me something fun to do everyday.
LOCKE'S LOOK IN THE GAMING WORLD
Today's game is Metal Gear Solid. This is a great game if you're
into stealth and espionage. This game stars the classic hero from
the NES Metal Gear games, Solid Snake. His mission is to go into a
shut down nuclear missle storage base and rescure the DARPA Chief.
But Snake learns that this is more than just a missle base...Lots of
action and a great storyline combined with excelent graphics. A good
game for anyone who doesn't mind a little violence and swearing.
Raiting- 4.5
EDITOR'S NOTE...
I plan on buying Final Fantasy Anthologies when it is released. though I don't own a Playstation, I will be buying a Playstation 2 and old games ARE compatible. I plan on owning FFA because it has a music CD. Locke, do you know what track Epitaph is from FFVI, or SNES FF3? Is it the opera house song?
LOCK IN SOCK
Hello all you Thorn Fans! Today lets talk about Thorn's insanity.
Have you ever read The Blade? I mean seriously? It doesn't make
sense most of the time. But that's ok...I guess it's not supposed
to...And that's why we read. 'Cause it's
funny...Right?...RIGHT?...that's better...anyway...Not much to say
this week. In fact, I feel this cloumn is bombing...But I'll keep
putting it up. Remember, send me questions at megalocke@hotmail.com
and I'll come up with some kind of answer like Walter! Yea! I'll be
a Walter Jr!...Chow!
EDITOR'S NOTE...
Thanks, now I'll go hang my insane self in hopes of a better tomorrow.
Did You Notice?
Subject: Outings...
Did you notice...
-When a cirucs comes to town, no one seems to care?
-Fairs are really expensive?
-Most carnies, if not all, look alike?
-Almost all rides are carbon copies of each other?
-Theme Parks sometimes never follow themes?
Did You Know?
Subject: Video Games...
Did you know...
-Playstation 2 is compatable with Playstation games?
-Nintendo of America is releasing a new system soon that involves CD's?
-The Master System had some fun games?
-Nintendo products are highly durable?
-Final Fantasy was Squaresoft's last hope?
Song of the Day.
"To Be With you" by Mr. Big.
"I'm the one who wants to be with you. Deep inside I hope you feel it too." I love this song because it has a beautiful tune, a great set of lyrics, and it just rocks. Big hair bands were great. Too bad we only have people like Slim shady and Fatboy Slim. ARRGH!!! I COULD KILL MTV FOR THAT VIDEO AWARD. Anyway, this is a great song.
Eight-Ball Mayhem.
Since you've told us this big secret, are you killing the column?
Ask this question one more time and all, and I mean ALL signs will point to yes.
52-TWENTY
I'm hurt. No one liked my test. I didn't have any pass either. Was it too hard? I hope not. Hold on, my soup's done. Mmm... soup. Anyway, have you noticed just how crappy the Park has become? I can't even figure out how to chat there now. Too bad for me. All my friends chat there. I was trying to find a chatroom at Excite, but somehow, seriously, I somehow got an e-mail address instead. No, none of you guys can have it. Well, I'm deeply hurt by Locke's remark about my insanity, so may I go insane and toxicate the world with my hideous laughter. HAW HAW HAW!!!! That seemed very robotic, and somewhat random. Hmm... I wonder why I can't forward anything without it being blank?
Trivia Time.
Subject: Just how stupid am I?
According to L:ocke, I'm not stupid, just insane. I WILL KILL YOU ALL IF I ***************************** PLEASE STAND BY...... TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. ENGAGING TRIVIA TIME>>>>
Trivia Time.
Subject: Candy. Movie music. State what song was featured in the movie.
1. The Bodyguard.
2. Armageddon.
3. Dirty Dancing.
4. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
5. Pretty Woman.
Answers.
1. "I Will Always Love you" by Whitney Houston.
2. "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith.
3. "I've Had The Time Of My Life" by.... Jennifer Warnes and some guy.
4. "Everything I Do(I Do It For You)" by... uh....
5. "Pretty Woman" by Candace Cameron, or Roy Orbison. Actually, just Roy.