The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 82
BORING DAY.
Today I did very little. I woke up this morning and I could barely move. My back was in pain. I lay in bed thinking about stuff, mostly Oddball and Fire Knight, my two favorite Marvel Super Heroes characters. I was also thinking about the Blade, but I didn't think about it that much. All in all, today was boring, other than dissecting a crayfish in lab today. That was worthwhile. It smelled bad though, maybe because it was dead for a while, I don't know. Well, enough boring you.
RPG ME.
Any of you play RPGs such as Marvel Super Heroes, or Advanced Dungeons and Dragons? If so, get ahold of me. I'd like to talk to you about them.
Locke's Look in the Gaming World
Today's game is Jet Moto 3. This fast paced game has great graphics
and stunning speed. I was very surprised the first time I played it at
how well done it was even though I hate 989 Studios (the new
owners). It contains a few of the old characters like The Max and
some new ones like Raven and Convict. Like I said before, the
graphics are superb, but the wall and floor graphics move around
when you drive by and make it look like you're in the house from The
Haunting. But most of the time you'll be flying by at 100 MPH+ and
won't even notice. The stunt tracks are beautifully done and are
extremely fun. The 2 player game is slow and hard to see, but most
of the same action is there. A must have if you're a JetMoto fan.
Rating 1-5 -- 4.5
Lock in Sock
Hello all my Naked Dancing Llama fans! (http://www.frolic.org) How
are you this fine day? This stupid column is back for it's second
issue. If you guys reading could, e-mail me at megalocke@hotmail.com and give me some feedback on how you feel about this column. Send me
your questions too and I'll answer them as best I can...Just don't
expect something serious. Anyway...I want to thank all of you who
visited my page and signed my guestbooks! There was a grand total of
0 people who stopped by! That's a record for my new AND old pages.
Thanks! Anyway...I don't have much to say today except...don't turn
things sideways and stick them up your rear end...Trust me, it
hurts...Chow!
Uhh... how disturbing.
Did You Notice?
Subject: Movies
Did you notice...
-In slasher films, the killer always resists every attack until the end?
-King Kong was evil to every Japanese until he fought Godzilla?
-Most songs from a soundtrack are only background tunes you may never hear unless you listen for them?
-Some sequals make no sense, or tie into the others? (Halloween 3, any Puppet Master other than four and five)
-"Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare" was the stupidest one of the series?
Did You Know?
Subject: the Blade
Did you know...
-I may be getting a website for this?
-I want links to each issue, or downloads for them all?
-I can't have what I want because I'm too lazy and stupid to work HTMLs?
-Without Locke's columns, this newsletter would be so short?
-Only Locke, Mijca, and Tommy read this now?
-I need more readers?
For those who missed it, here's that page address again. And sign
the Slambook. I gotta stop posting this. SOMEONE VISIT THIS PLACE OTHER THAN ME!!!!!
https://members.tripod.com/megalocke
Song of the Day.
"Hold On" by Wilson Phillips.
Okay, this is one of those inspirational songs with an upbeat tune. It's supposed to make you feel good. Just one part does for me, and the girls aren't even singing. Sorry, this song was just stuck in my head all day. It's not that bad.
Eight-Ball Mayhem.
Since you've told us this big secret, are you killing the column?
Prediction Hazy. Ask again later.
52-TWENTY
One day, Kenny sat down at his computer and turned it on. The computer said "Hello." Kenny paniced and ran out the room. When he returned, the comp was quiet. He sat down and got online to send out his newsletter. He was on ICQ talking to a friend when suddenly he heard "Uh Oh." He jumped up, freaked out by this experience, and bashed his computer very hard. Even though he was terrified of his computer, he noticed he had a new ICQ message and wanted to check it. It was his friend saying bye. Kenny finished the newsletter and turned the computer off when it said bye. He shot the computer dead, and then threw it out the window. Technology is scary.
This story is completely false. I don't have ICQ.
Survey Blade.
GOODBYE SURVEY BLADE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I mean, I'll miss you. *sniff*
Trivia Time.
Subject: The Simpsons.
1. Even though Troy McClure gets away without a ticket, what does Chief Wiggam do?
2. When Ralph sees principle Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple making out in the closet, what does he say happened?
3. How does Homer try to get Bart to take Focusyn?
4. Who persuads Bart to steal the game Bonestorm?
5. What does Jimbo do with the bumper stickers he gets from Bart and Lisa?
6. Who saves the Simpson family from the leader?
7. What does Homer keep on a shelf that he thinks looks like the Leader?
8. What does he say to Marge when she grabs him from the Leader's bean field?
9. According to Marge, when Marge and Homer wed, what did Homer promise Marge?
10. What does Bart do instead of waiting for the australian boy to return to the phone?
Answers.
1. He asks for a bribe.
2. He says "I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me."
3. He puts it in taffy.
4. Video game characters like Mario, Luigi, and Sonic.
5. He puts them on Milhouse, who is in a shopping cart.
6. Marge.
7. Lima beans.
8. "You're the leader? You look nothing like the beans."
9. He promised her that her harvesting days were over.
10. He goes to smell cookies from a bakery that caught fire.