The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 8
SNUGGLE REEKS.
You know how it is. You walk into a forest and smell the wonderful smells of nature. What awaits you are things like a natural spring, playful animals, and beautiful wild flowers. Snuggle takes a trip into the forest and he thinks it stinks. He was trying to come out with a new.... whatever it is he makes (come on, he's just a really stupid puppet). Out in the woods (what is he doing out there, anyway?), he comes across a smell he doesn't care for. What is the purpose? Oh, I know! He wants people to buy his new product. I'm impressed with it! Well, now it's on to bash that sheep from all of those playstation commercials. He needs to be shot.
WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?
Who loves it when those stuck-up snobs (everyone knows at least one) only talk to you when they want something? I myself think this world would be better off without them, even though they rarely amount to anything.I mean, their only saving grace is the ability to be really annoying and show up at the worst possible times. Some girls at my school, one which I sort of like, never talk to me. They avoid me in every way possible. Suddenly, they both need to talk to me about a serious matter. They want me to go out with a girl I work with. I don't. They won't quit bugging me. I hate how it's okay for them to talk to me, but I try to say hi and I'm sexually harassing them?! One is just really annoying and I wish she would transfer. The other, well, she's not as bad. We kinda get along. Sadly, I see this as something that will be forever put before me until I say yes, but how many times do forceful relationships work out, not to mention how many times they contradicted themselves? Is there any way we can put an end to all of this?
GOODBYE SUMMER, HELLO SUMMER.
Well, with summer out of the way, we are all making room for fall, or so we think. Notice the warm temperatures and how we can't seem to get any sort of cold. I fear we will not have snow. No snow you say? Leave it to me to come up with a way to make snow.... Wait, I'm talking about fall, not winter. It rarely snows in the fall. Okay, NEXT!
Trivia Time!
Subject: On the playing field! (I don't know much about sports, so I bet I have a bunch of flaws in this)
1. What sport involves dummies takling dummies called, what else, takling dummies?
2. How many outs are in each inning of a baseball game?
3. It's a high jump with a pole!
4. A postition in softball, but not baseball. (I so hope I'm right)
5. Like tennis with a vollyball net, and a different ball. (Can you call it a ball?)
Answers. ( I tried to come up with on that Jeremy could relate to, but I don't much care for sports. Besides, I have to work on the special edition.)
1. Football. Okay, so not all football players are dumb. Jeremy is kinda intelligent.
2. Six. This was also part of an IQ test. HEY! I should have one of those.
3. Pole vaulting.
4. Rover. I should know, I played it a few times. Why did I only get outfield potsitions and on occasion, third base? I know, because I sucked.
5. Badmitten, or birdy.