The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 79

SMALL WORLD OR SMALL TOWN?

Well, I was at a, we'll say "Random" friend's house this weekend, okay it was Tommy's, when I heard about a friend of mine going out with a girl I used to go to school with in grade school. Well, this meant little to me. Come to find out, she and him broke up, and now she is going out with another guy. I bet you all are hanging on the edge of your seats thinking "Oh my God! What did she do? WHAT DID SHE DO?!?!?!" well, she didn't a thing. It's who she's going out with. Now I bet you all are going "Who is it? WHO IS IT???? FOR GOD'S SAKE, TELL ME WHO IT IS!!!!" Well, it's the old roomate of another friend of mine that I only met once for less than thirty minutes, yet he seems to know me so well. I was shocked to hear this. I bet you guys were too, huh?

Did You Know?
Subject: Music.

Did you know...
-Just shortly after(I think the next day) saying they wouldn't have another single, the Offspring released "She's Got Issues" from their album "Americana?"
-Vanilla Ice is trying to make a comeback?
-Milli Vanilli released an album that they actually sang on, but no one gave them a chance?
-Jewel Loves horses?
-NSYNC probably won't be around much longer? They are having "Label Disputes."
-At age 42, Cyndi Lauper had her first child?

LOCKE'S LOOK IN THE GAMING WORLD

Hello all my little fresh squeezed orange juice drinkers! I here we have 3 subscribers now! That's a new record for The Blade, eh Thorny? Anyway...Oh yea! Video games! (I wish I could have an column just for me and my mind but...) First off, yes that is a screen of Celes that Thorn was talking about and yes I'll will give you info on Final Fantasy Anthology when I buy it...Hey any of you remember that Project X/Nuoun thing?...Me neither...Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver is here! It looks superb and I'll at least rent it....Coming Soon! The Daily Blade Webpage, Vol. 1, Issue 1....Jet Moto 3...Jet Moto 3...Jet Moto 3...Jet Mo... Harvest Moon 64...Harvest Moon 64...Harvest Mo... Sorry, Locke, I couldn't resist. For those who missed it, here's that page address again. And sign the Slambook.
https://members.tripod.com/megalocke

Song of the Day.

"Larger Than Life" by the Backstreet Boys.

Okay, to be honest, I don't care for this song. I don't care for the Backstreet Boys outside of "I Want It That Way," but this song has them talking the truth. It plainly states they would be nothing without their fans. It's so true. I wish more artists were like that.

Eight-Ball Mayhem.

Will there be a new special edition coming up?

Predict Hazy, but what the hey. I want to send out another special edition, but it'll have to wait. Locke is busy with his own life, and I have to... do... stuff... Maybe soon.

52-TWENTY

Once upon a time, there lived a man named Bruts. Bruts hated his name because it was so stupid. He had to endure the pain of hearing his name everyday. One day, an evil fairy queen told him he could forever ignore the name. He immediatly accepted and she tore off his ears. He was in pain for the next six days and had to get absolute bedrest. Finally, he walked out side and he heard no one say his name. He strode down the street confidently but was crushed under a two-ton steel beam. He couldn't hear the construction workers yell out to him to watch out. Stupid man. If only he kept his hearing. Just think, he'd still be alive today, if he was real to begin with.

Survey Blade.

Doom for this column, coming soon from Blade Enterprises.

Trivia Time.

Subject: Music.

1. What song of Madonna's was featured in a Pepsi commercial, but only shown twice because the people at Pepsi(that's a funny line!) saw her video to the song?
2. We've all seen those Gap commercials hopefully, so who originally sang "Dress you Up In My Love?"
3. Who originally sang "Video Killed the Radio Star?" Not that crappy version on "The Wedding Singer."
4. Why does Tina Turner wear wigs?
5. Which Disney movie featured one of Christina Aguilera's songs?

Answers

1. "Like A Prayer."
2. Madonna. Sorry, VH1 special.
3. The Buggles. ROCK ON, you prophets!
4. All her hair fell out when she tried to bleach it once.
5. Mulan. The song was "Reflection."