The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 78
TIME FLIES IN ON A PAPER AIRPLANE.
Okay, this has nothing to do with a paper airplane, but I though it sounded cute! Anyway, before I was stupid, I was going to say this: Time seems to never slow sown. I was just thinking about my last issue and remembered I had to send out another. Well, here I am, sending out the Blade again. I wish it was easy, but it isn't. Anyway, because I have an audience again(I think three people) I have to keep sending this out. you all know this drill... the one where I ask everyone questions... it's not happening this time.
PAGEMASTER IS FAILER.
If you think I'm talking about the movie, I'm not. Who'd want to talk about a lame, lame movie like that? No, I'm talking about the idiot me, and my horrible attempt at a webpage. Idiot me decided "I would like a webpage for the blade that I can control." Idiot me went to Angelfire to set himself up a page. Idiot me set up that page, and like the idiot me is, decided to alter it right away using HTMLs. Idiot me realized he was stuck and had to delete the page. Now, idiot me can't set one up until tomorrow. Idiot me is so stupid. Oh, and to see the page that's up, and will probably be the only one every up, visit Assistant Editor Locke's page. He was nice enough to do this, so return him the favor and visit and sign his SLAMBOOK...
https://members.tripod.com/megalocke
DID YOU KNOW? In general.... I think. Locke, what do you consider this?
Did you know...
-City squirrels eat almost anything
-Stomach growling is caused by borborygmi...and Mexican food
-Hawaii is further south than Florida
-Soap operas only run for one season in Mexico
-The & symbol was once a letter in the English language
LOCKE'S LOOK IN THE GAMING WORLD.
Hello my fun loving little pals! It is I, your game-playing
crony....Let's see. What's new in the world?...FF8 rocks, but you
probably already knew that. Square's got a new Role-Playing Game
lined up called Vagrant Story, but that's all the info I have. We'll
be seeing a new Turok game in November but, alas, nuttin on that.
Rainbow Six looks like one of the best shooter/strategy games I've
seen. If they have a PC version, I'll buy it and let you know how it
is. Stores are enforcing ESRB ratings now, so no more kiddies
gettin' Metal Gear Solid...Tony Hawk Pro Skater...Tony Hawk Pro
Skater...Tony Haw...
On another note, Final Fantasy Anthologies, or whatever, is looking to be a promising game! I'd like to play the FFIII version to see if that was a screen shot of Celes.
Song of the Day.
"Like A Prayer" by Madonna.
Well, this is more of a video thing than the song, unless they share the same meaning, which they should. I love the tune of this song. It's probably my favorite Madonna song, of course, I don't have many. Anyway, the video, and hopefully the song, talks about racism. Madonna, while not dealing with these issues too well, tries to show people there should be no discrimination. She really got criticized for burning those crosses.
Eight-Ball Mayhem.
Is Locke's page worthwhile?
Yes. The Slambook is the best thing there, until Locke gets some FF or other RPG info in there. Kenny knows a lot about RPGs. Hint hint hint.
52-TWENTY
In Zoology lab today, my lab partner and myself dissected a Mollusk. We didn't dissect it right, though. Sure, we found the guy's heart and intestines, but then we cut off it's foot, sliced it in half, and viewed what we cut open. It wasn't very pretty, or the right thing to do, but we still saw what we needed to see. Afterwards, we threw away the remains and washed the dissecting equipment and our hands. I spent the rest of the hour wandering around looking for something to do. I wonder what we will be dissecting tomorrow... Who knows? It could be your pet frog. Think about it, if he had the chance, he'd dissect you...
Trivia Time.
Subject: Characters of TV shows. I'll give the character(s), you give the show.
1. Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Ooh... real hard.
2. Willow, Angel,but he's leaving, and... no, that one will give it away.
3. Bender, Fry, and Liela. I think that's how you spell it.
4. Kate, Lewis, and Mimi.
5. Brad, Randy, and Mark Taylor.
6. Paul and Jamie Buckman.
7. This subject is stupid. Daria. Ooh... too hard...
8. This name is stupid. Pasey.
Abswers.
1. The Simpsons.
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
3. Futurama.
4. Drew Carey.
5. Home Improvement.
6. Mad About You.
7. Daria.
8. Dawson's Creek.