The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 74
THE MASTER'S FOLLY.
I seem to have made a mistake. I don't think there is going to be a Mega-Monday issue after all. It will be a normal issue with the survey results, top ten songs, and worst three songs. Locke's columns should be everyday, or at least something by Locke. I'm confused so I may yet again have this wrong. I should have never started this up again!!! Mijca is mad at me, Tommy doesn't like the new stuff, and Locke... well, he's got me all confused that I want to scream at the top of my lungs and blow my brains out because I feel so smothered!!!!!!!!!!!!
CALM EDITOR SEEKS THERAPY.
I have decided to check into a bed and breakfast along with the rest of my friends and family. Anyone wanting to join is welcome to it. Please, by all means, COME WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ODDITIES IN THE LIFE OF ME.
I know this person who is kinda wierd. Almost everyday she calls for me or my roomate to talk about stuff. Everyday I have to lie to her to keep from hurting her feelings. She's annoying and the both of us are tired of her antics. We don't want to party with her, but we don't want to hurt her feelings. She has an obsession. It's unhealthy. Almost like me and Britney Spears, which I stole from someone. Sorry T.B.
DID YOU KNOW?
Did you know that in "Weird Al" Yankovic's music video for his hit
song, set to the tune of American Pie and to the theme of Star Wars:
Episode One, "The Saga Begins", the queen is played by his real life
cousin? You can see the movie at http://www.sagabegins.com provided
you have RealPlayer, Quicktime, or the Windows video player.
LOCKE'S LOOK IN THE GAMING WORLD.
Hello, all! Each week (until the 'Pizza' cuts my column) I'll be
coming to you and letting you know what's up in the gaming world! If
you have any questions/comments, send em to megalocke@hotmail.com
I don't have much info this week cause I haven't gotten my new issue
of GamePro but I do have some tid bits of stuff for your warm, gooey
minds.
--First, Final Fantasy 8 was a big success in my eyes, and could
easily destroy the 7th but not even scratch the 3rd. It's a
Role-Playing Game about love, war, and magic...Just the way I like
it. Definitely worth the 50 bucks you'll be coughing up.
--Second, it looks like Jet Moto 3 will leave its parent games in
it's turbo dust. I played a demo on PlayStation Mag. and the
graphics were smooth and the speed was amazing! I can't wait.
--Lastly, it looks like the DreamCast is kicking along pretty good.
They're selling like hot dogs in a Garden cafeteria (play FF8 and
you'll get it) and should be! The graphics are stunning and clean.
Looks like we won't be seeing another shipment until sometime before
Christmas. I personally am waiting for that big PlayStation 2 in the
sky...
TOP TEN SONGS.
1. "The Last Resort" by the Eagles. I'm biased until fan response.
2. "Crazy" by Britney Spears. Biased again...
3. "Meet Me Half Way" by Kenny Loggins.
4. "Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera.
5. "Out Of My Head" by Fastball.
6. "Born To Make You Happy" by Britney Spears.
7. "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys.
8. "Unpretty" by TLC.
9. "Last Stop: This Town" by Eels.
10. "All Star" by Smash Mouth.
WORST THREE SONGS.
1. "Doo Wop That Thing" by Lauren Hill.
2. "Rearanged" by Limp Bizkit.
3. "Waiting for Tonight" by Jennifer Lopezdispenser.
52-TWENTY
Time goes beyond...
Far away in a universe not unlike our own own,
Lies a man of enlightenment of what we have never known.
He shares with us his knowledge as best as he can do,
But even in his best efforts, time will not see it through.
An evil master is time itself, yielding for no man.
We just sit by and let time fly to the places that it spans.
So far away we the see the man, waiting for a chance
To balance out the stakes of life and dance the cosmic dance.
Trivia Time.
Subject: I'll keep it short and sweet.
1. What song has been top ten for the first two top ten issues?
Answers.
1. "The Last Resort" by the Eagles.