The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 70



OH MAH GOD!

I bet you all were shocked to see this in your box. I bet you all thought it was history. Well, the Blade may have been offline for a while, but it's back, and lets hope that the fans, who didn't seem to notice it was gone, like what's all in store.

BUBBLE ME UP...

Ever felt like you were outside of the world? Like anything you did didn't have any effect on what was around you? It makes me wonder what people are really like once you get to know them. I saw into someone's heart today. I don't know if was pity, sympathy, or just poking fun where I didn't notice, but that was something I really liked hearing. I'm not going to say what it was, but I will never forget it. I just wish that I could reach everyone's heart similiar to what I did today.

BLADE MAY NOT HAVE MUCH LIFE LEFT.

The Daily Blade may be coming to an end upon reaching issue 75. I've had a lot of fun doing it, but you all need to know what's been going on and why I haven't been "Up to date." Well, I met a new friend, and he's really great. We go out and do stuff, with another friend. I've been doing a lot of stuff with them both lately and I haven't been online much. Another thing prohibiting me was some problems with my internet service provider. They're trying to upgrade their system so there has been technical difficulties lately. While I don't want to end it, the Daily Blade may just move on, perhaps to a weekly title. It might go totally away.

8-Ball Mayhem!

Has anyone else opted to sign on the reciever's list?

Yes. My new friend, providing that his address is right, should be signing on for issue 71 or 72. Please guys, I can't keep making up questions.

Episodes of the Blade!

Episode 34.

Upon arriving at the mall, no traces are found of Mijca and Witt. Witt begins his battle against the evil Flotsam which doesn't go his way at all. Mijca breaks free and alerts the team that Witt has disappeared. The group arrives to aid Witt but they are too late. Witt has already fallen to Flotsam. Seeing a teamate fallen, Locke lunges forward and in a bit of rage, kills Flotsam. Malice, understanding why he did it, still forwarns Locke that if an outrage were to happen again, he will have to face criminal charges. Murder is never an option. Mijca kneels beside witt's lifeless body and restores him to the best she can. Still weak from the healing, Catalystical decides to take Witt back to the headquarters while the other four continue to find Blade. Locke, starting to realize he has murder, and lost his money, begins to question his place on the team. Malice wonders is he is fit to run the team, or stay as the shadow man he has always been. What is going to happen to our group? Will they find Blade, will Locke come to terms wih his conscience, and will Malice ever accept his leadership qualities?

52-TWENTY

I understand all that occurs in life. You arrive at a toy store to buy that new Barbie for your daughter. Sold out? Darn. It just wasn't my lucky day. Missed the big promotion at work? It just wasn't my lucky day. Didn't fill out a Publisher's Clearing House entry right? Well, no luck here. Maybe tomorrow. Died from eboli after eating raw chicken from a KFC dumpster? Well, too bad his luck didn't hold out that day. While many have no luck, and others have little, and others a lot, and others ride on a tiny raincloud and call themselves "Stormboy," we know in our hearts that since we have each other, we have the world.

Survey Blade!

Too afraid to send comments? Oh well. Here. Try this one out. What would you like to see changed in the Blade, or old column brought back?

Trivia Time.

Subject: Movie mania.

1. Three girls all named the same, and Wynona Ryder and Christian Slater try to kill them all. What fun!
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt is one man's soul mate. He wants her, and now that they've graduated and she's available, he can give her that love letter from four years ago!
3. A plant named Audrey II tries to take over the world, with the help of Seymour. Ellen Greene and Rick Moranis try to croon it away with their powerful voices.
4. An evil house that was based on a true story. It was later branched off into many sequals about objects from the house, such as a lamp, mirror, clock and (shudder) dollhouse. I wonder who thought of that?
5. That's Anne with an "E." Go, Green Gables girl!

Answers.

1. Monicas. Oh wait... Heathers. Silly me!
2. Can't Hardly Wait. Cool movie!
3. Little shop, little shop of horrors!
4. Amityville
5. Anne of Green Gables. Duh! (oh my god, old, no longer used early ninties word)