The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 7

ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY!!!!!

The Daily Blade is celebrating its one week anniversary today. Personally, I didn't think it would last this long, but, surprise surprise, You guys seemed to like it. I've heard numerous compliments such as "It's a good idea", "It's cool", and "The funniest part was the marshmallow factory." Some like the trivia, okay, admit that it's the only reason you all read it. None of you can relate to the stories I write, unless they are about you, and most of them are just what happened to you seen through my eyes. Even so, the trivia leaves some to be desired. Scream? Lame. Commercials? Lame. What really happens behind the White House doors? Interesting, but Starr already did it. So, what do I have left to do? Suggestions welcome! Now stories, what about them? What about Bob? What about Raven? Okay, back to the stories. Bloated people? Lame. Glass and the pain it causes? Lame. Horney newlyweds who can't get the job done? Interesting, but also lame. Well, now I'm forced to do it over the Golgi Apparatis and lose all readers. PLEASE DON'T ABANDON ME!!!. I'll try me best to catch your interest. I was an out fielder in baseball, and we won quite often. Not because of me, but we won. Okay, this letter is doomed. I'll keep you posted.

MORE SPECIAL THANKS.

Thank yous go out to my best friend in real life, and my best friend on internet time. They gave me the compliments I needed to go on. My sister tried, but hearing "it sucked" after the last one was kinda bad. One person e-mailed my best friend to tell him what she thought. She must have lost my address. Just kidding. Well, keep me advised with your opinions. It'll double as help with a new feature. The special edition is on the way.

HAPPY HAMSTER.....DELICIOUS.

Is hamster food good? Yes, it is, if your a hamster. Sadly, Happy Hamster hamster food is high in fat and cholesterol and since we all know the strict diet hamster follow, how can they possibly eat this? If they eat it in minute quantities, it should be fine, but since hamsters are such pigs when it comes to meal time, they can't control themselves. Well, I just contradicted myself for the day, onto Trivia Time!

Trivia Time!

Subject: Sitcoms.

1. What was the only sitcom that had a professional wrestler as a character? Who played it?
2. What is the story of a lovely lady?
3. What show had a big "Coming out" episode?
4. What was the name of Al and Peg's "new" kid?
5. Who was Blossom's best friend?
6. What is the name of the butler on "The Nanny?"
7. What actress recently left "Mad About You?"
8. What "Home Improvement" character must take a pill for the rest of his/her life?
9. Who were the Milwaukee bottlers?
10. How many friends did Stephanie have on "Full House?"

Answers.

1. Learning the Ropes. Lyle Alzado.
2. The Brady Bunch. Of all things.
3. Ellen.
4. Seven.
5. Six. Enter the downward fall.
6. Niles. Hey, that could be nine, but it messes up the order anyway.
7. Ann Ramsey.
8. Randy.
9. Laverne and Shirley.
10. Absolutely none.