The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 68
ALL IN ALL, UNIMAGINATIVE.
The Blade has struck some people as creative, others lame, even some a
reason to check their mail. Now, I ask you, did you ever think you would
get a newsletter from a friend? It makes the Simpson's episode where
Homer say "I find your ideas intriging, and I wish to
subscribe to your newsletter. Anyway, this is going to be a new column.
It's entitled "Simpson of the Day!." Just kidding about this one.
Another new section entitled Episodes of the Blade" will be added to
give 52-TWENTY its other run of stories. Stay tuned to fun.
STUNNED TO SCHOOL.
This morning I was driving to school and suddenly realized what I did
last night. Earlier in the day yesterday, I tried to send out the Blade.
I had it all typed up and ready to send but Hotmail screwed up and I
lost it. I tried to make the new copy as alike as the old. In the first
version's episode I was searching for the lost Venus. It was changed to
seeking the help of Venus. Anyway, Last night, I found Venus. She was in
the Lounge for the first time in months. She explained how she was very
busy working on her thesis and didn't have time to check her mail but
about once a week. She couldn't keep up with the Blade, and thus lost
contact with me. I was surprised to see her, but even so, it was like I
predicted it. Of course, will any of you believe me?
8-Ball Mayhem!
Is there ever going to be another special edition?
Yes. I have a new special edition coming up that talks about the
episodes. Another is coming, but that's my little secret.
Episodes of the Blade!
Episode 32.
Blade encounters Venus and seeks her help. After resting on her
mountainside, Eyecat appears and takes him by surprise. Blade, thinking
she is a friend, is overwhelmed by her. Captured, Blade connat escape
for his powers are completely gone. Malice loses the psychic connection
with Blade and sets up a battle plan. To his dismay, he is the only one
at the headquarters. After her makeover, Daisy Flowerpower changes to
Mijca. Witty adopts the codename "Witt." While leaving the fashion show,
they are overtaken by Torrent and Blasttide. Malice finds Locke and
Catalystical at the bank trying to refile what's left of Locke's money.
Malice informs them about what happens and the three set off to
Wonderpalace. As they arrive, a surprising guest shows up. Will she be
friend or foe? Will Mijca and Witt escape their foes? Is this the end of
Blade, or just a mere ruse?
52-TWENTY
Into a negative realm of dream and wonder, all which has eluded me in
the past has come to surface full-force. I ended up dead from power
levels greater than that of which it takes to kill someone with the high
endurance power granted to them from Old Spice. Strangely enough, I use
Right Guard, and on occasion, Speed Stick. After suffering numerous
blows, I followed through with the Magic:The Gathering rules stating you
gain health unless you a killed by the exact number of hit points you
have. I was immortal in my own way. Well, I went to battle my oppressor
but low and behold, TV censorship withstood and denied me of my plea for
greater access to public television. Someone knew if I gained control of
that station, the world would be mine. I guess I'll have to try it out
tomorrow.
Survey Blade!
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Trivia Time.
Subject: Television Characters! State what television show they are
from.
1. Tootie.
2. Fran Fine.
3. Wilson Wilson.
4. Kosmo Kramer.
5. Jackie Conner
Answers.
1. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you
have the facts of life, the Fact of Life!
2. The Nanny!
3. Home Improvment.
4. Seinfield.
5. Roseanne.