The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 67

BLADE... OH SWEET BLADE.

Just yesterday I was going through some of the old issues of the Blade. I noticed many changes have occurred since the start back in October. I thank you all who have stood beside me while I put this out to try to make me feel better about myself. I am sad to say that two people on the address list do not read it, they just get it and cart it away. I wish they would read it. I had dreams of this going somewhere, gaining many people to subscribe, then perhaps I could have added pics and stuff, but all I seem to be doing is losing people. I even thought you guys might get to know each other, conversing about the different things. The closest any of you guys got was a chain letter, but I must admit, I got some feedback on that that was too hilarious. Anyway, all that viewing has inspired me to do something. I think I might do it tonight.

DON'T SKIM ME.... READ!!!!!

Along with what was just posted, another just skims through the Blade. Why? I spend countless hours a week doing this for all your pleasure and you just skim it! My feelings are deeply hurt. Goodbye mean people. This Blade will lose three readers, according to me they aren't readers. Goodbye, non-readers! I realize the point in the fact that they won't even read this.

8-Ball Mayhem!

Is there any way I can become you assistant editor? I would actually do something.

Don't count on it. My assistant editor works hard despite the fact she does nothing. You cannot fathom what she does, therefore, you cannot withstand her duties.

52-TWENTY

Episode 31: Blade faces the total loss of his powers and thus, seeks out the help of Venus. Malice takes over command of leadership in his absence, and while he is leader, he plans on an entire team shift. Daisy Flowerpower decides she needs a change of style and heads of to the Mega Mall for a makeover, but not before Witty forces her to take him with her and the two set out. Catalystical helps Locke deal his recent losses. Together they calculate the differences and come to a startling conclusion: he has lost $189,052.28. Will Blade solve the mysteries of his decreasing power levels? Will Malice finally show the true leadership skills he has? Are Daisy and Witty getting into deeper trouble than what they know, and will Locke get out of the poor house, or will he take Catalystical with him?

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Trivia Time.

Subject: Yes.... MURDER!

1. What movie had little to no plot but was good anyway? It featured a little boy that found an alien and he fed it Reeses' Pieces. Mmm... pieces.... Wait, this didn't contain a single MURDER!
2. It was a movie about an insane man that tried to MURDER his family but ultimately resulted in freezing to death?
3. Crazed Texans with chainsaws try to MURDER five kids for no real reason. It was based on a true story. One girl escaped the MURDERs.
4. The entire town takes a snooze and indirectly, some guy is MURDERed. Also, twelve woman become pregnant and then their children turn out to be aliens who are bent on world domination by MURDERing the entire nation.
5. Not a movie, but an Angela Landsbury series. She solved MURDER mysteries.

Answers.

1. E.T.
2. The Shining. The boy was a little bonkers and wrote redrum all over the place, which is actually MURDER spelt backwards.
3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. This MURDER movie was easy.
4. Village of the Damned.
5. MURDER, She Wrote.