The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 66



A WINNER!

Someone has correctly guessed, and in due time! How could you guys not see it? Well, if you didn't even try, I can see how. Anyway, this is it. The gib answer you've all been waiting for. It's all revealed this issue. I bet you all will hit yourself for not getting this.

EXIT OUT THE BACK!

Sam: There is still no word of Kenny, or the Queen's whereabouts. Kim is now in critical condition. She went on a berserk after coming to and hurt herself even worse. I wish this situation was better.

?????: It's getting a whole lot better.

Sam: What? How'd you get here?

?????: Easy. When you try to kidnap someone, do it right.

Sam: Gloating about your escape, I see.

?????: Why did you do it, Sam?

Sam: It was always you in the spotlight, every issue about you, or the Queen. Even Kim had more coverage than I. I was so close. First, the Queen. Then you, then Kim was gone. Next was your precious little "assistant editor" I kept hearing about. I was SICK, SICK OF IT! I NEVER GOT WHAT I DESERVED! NOW YOU CAN DIE!

Me: I don't think so. *with a quick punch to the jaw, Sam is out* I've gotta learn to hire better.

SECRETS REVEALED!

What was all of that crap about? The piece of paper that stated advanced was meant as an rise in standing. Another one of Sam's journal entries. That was not "Advanced Dungeons and Dragons." The call, "It's all so unreal" states how Sam is just a made up character. This missing jewels in the crown and ooze was to state that Sam stole the jewels, and the ooze was to throw you off because I thought you'd all do better than this. Anyway, when I started having the actual characterization, I thought it would all come out. Maybe you just forgot who Sam was. Well, I guess not. It was so obvious! Even with all that plotting before this happened.... Well, being the nice guy I am, you all will be recieving the prizes stated. Thank you all for playing.

BACK IN FULL SWING!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim: What?

Me: What did sam do?

Kim: Nothing.

Me: Oh, panic over nothing! Thanks!

52-TWENTY TO TALK TO ME!

Hehehe.... I got a lot of mail stating why 52-TWENTY had to be changed. It's not going to be changed. That was a Samerism.

8-Ball Mayhem!

Is life fair?

Outlook not so good. Hmm.... I never got that result. It must be defected. Stupid thing...

52-TWENTY

Episode 31: This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link. The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power. Whoever gets both triforces will rule this land forever. You must help me Link! Hey, for you Zelda, anything......

Oops! Wrong tape!

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Trivia Time.

Subject: Ugh... I just got out of.... yes.... I don't feel like making this too chalenging.

1. What fabled legendary thing is said to appear at the end of a rainbow?
2. A star might be burned out for billions and billions of years. Why is it that we can still see it burn?
3. What is the secret ingrediant to the "Flaming Homer" and/or "Flaming Moe?"
4. "Laughter is the language of the soul.".Who said this?
5. Can we travel through time at all?

Answers.

1. A pot of gold, a leprechaun, Mickey Rooney. All are pretty much worthless and about the same size.
2. It's light still travels the far distance it has come from.
3. Cough syrup.
4. Paublo Neruda.
5. Yes, we just can't control it.