The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 65
GONE....................
Sam: Due to the disappearence of the editor, Kenny, I have taken his
place while Darwin and Kim look for him and the Queen. Huh?
Kim: SAM! Darwin's gone! I can't find him anywhere! I told him to wait
in the Queen's living room for a minute while I grabbed my hat, and when
I returned, he was gone!
Sam: Calm down. I'm sure he just got tired of waiting for you and left.
Here, help me with today's issue. You can look for them after we send
this out.
WATER WATER EVERYWHERE WE'RE GONNA GET WET!
It's been raining for two days now and I must say, I'm loving every
minute of it. Perhaps flash flooding will set in and school will be
canceled. I wonder...
8-Ball Mayhem!
No question today. God, answer box is revived in the most hideous form!
CRIME SCENE REVEALS...
Kim: Sam, what are you doing?
Sam: I'm putting up the evidence we've collected so far. I'm putting it
in a safe place. If everything else is disappearing, this might too.
Kim: Good thinking. Hey, what is this?
Sam: It's just paper. I'm sure it's nothing. Hand it here and I'll throw
it away.
Kim: No, wait. It says something. It's a journal entry. "Saturday,
January 30th. I've come one step closer to exacting my revenge."
Sam: Kim, put it in the box and we'll put this all away in a safe place.
Kim: Hold on, there's more. "With the Queen gone, and now Mr. Editor
High almighty, everything shall be put into place. Finally I get what I
deserve!" I'm going to take this down to the lab and have the
handwriting examined. I think this might be someone that works here.
Sam: Okay Kim. I'll be up here.
Moments later....
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH........... *thud*
Kim was rushed to the hospital. She has suffered a broken leg and has a
slight concussion. She is waiting to be questioned by authorities.
52-TWENTY
Well, with all the votes tallied, 52-TWENTY shall...... change its name.
No one was happy with this at all and now, I must bring it to an end. We
will make room for the new "Talk to Me!" Column. This column shall start
tomorrow.
Survey Blade!
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Trivia Time.
Subject: Fun fun RPGs!
1.Pick from the strong, yet not-too-fast girl, or the strong and
horribly slow guy, or the magical mage, or the quick footed arrow
tossing elf!
2. Collect rupees, fight Ganon, gain the power of the triforce, drink
some Lon Lon milk. All this for so much fun!
3. It's you and your enemy and your friend and two new guys that serve
truly no purpose in this game. Mallow and Geno are these two's names.
4. The Moogle Claw, the Moogle Belt, the Moogles. Yay!
5. Gotta catch 'em all!
Answers.
1. Gauntlet.
2. Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. Ahhhhhhh........
3. Mario RPG.
4. Secret of Mana weapons.
5. Gotta catch 'em all, Poke'mon!