The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 64
DEBBIE TRAVIS.... IS THERE ANYTHING SHE CAN'T DO?
Do you love watching ugly furniture being made even uglier? How about
seeing ugly women make that ugly furniture? Even better, let that woman
speak in a horrible English accent? Put all of this together and you
have Debbie Travis. She can take horrible food labels and paste them to
a tea table, or she can paint a wall in ugly pink and put wood grain
designs in it! Wow, I wish I had her talents....
8-Ball Reveals!
"Will the Queen ever be found?"
Outlook not so good. You people have not been guessing. Well, two people
guessed at it and failed. Try harder.
CRIME SCENE REVEALS...
Today we go to the house of the Queen to question all that dwell within.
Let us find one of the cats and question it with our animal specialist,
Darwin Grey. Thankfully, Kim has taken care of the cats in the Queen's
absence.
Me: I can't thank you enough for looking after the Queen's place while
she is gone. I'm sure she'll be pleased to know you did this for her. I
want you to meet animal expertise Darwin Grey.
Kim: Hello Darwin. Kenny, has there been any new word on her
whereabouts?
Me: Not yet. Kim, could we speak to Flox or Lox about the Queen's
disappearence?
Kim: Well, Flox is sleeping and.... so is Lox.
Darwin: Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
Kim: Down the hall, 52nd door on the right.
Me: Could you wake them?
Kim: They don't like it when that happens.
Me: Alright, I'll go wake them up. After all, I am in charge of them.
Some time later....
Me: Hey.... I thought....
???: Don't act so surprised. You're coming with me.
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52-TWENTY
A boisterous year for the industry! A new breakthrough has occured! With
the newfound invention of the automobile, many things shall be made
easier. We can look forward to many new inventions that provide us with
easier accomodations. Perhaps the invention of a self-automated robot
will help out. Scientists are hard at work coming up with the next thing
to please our government eyes.
Trivia Time.
Subject: Robotical mayhem!
1. The Jetson's robot and friend.
2. Scrooge McDuck's robot.
3. Magneto's Robot. (first one)
4. Magneto's robot. (new one)
5. X-men's villainlike robots that are turning on humans.
Answers.
1. Rosie.
2. Gizmoduck.
3. Nanny.
4. Ferris.
5. Sentinels. 'Nuff Said!
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