The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 63
OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD....
Who's up for a new column? How about the Magic Eight-Ball! You write me
a question, or since you are all lazy and only respond to things about
once a week I'll make up some on my own. (just kidding) No, you all
have been great at replies, except two people who's names have eluded
me.... It starts tomorrow. SOMEONE PLEASE ASK A QUESTION!!!! And
remember, it must be Eight-ball answerable.
MIDDLE MAX!
Ever been stuck in a central area with nothing to say? I have, many
times. Scary situtation. Actually, I ran into one of those situtations
just today. I was to photograph three people I have never talked to. I
was to take them into town and go to a store and make different poses
and it just went all to Hades. I couldn't get the boy to hug a tree,
which would have been an awesome shot, nor could I get them to dance
around a maypole singing the theme song to "Facts of Life." I tried to
tell them it wouldn't show up on film, but I'd add it to the cutline.
OH GOD!!!!!!!!
They're hot.... They're dots.... and they're EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! Curse
you Heilig Meyers and the day you set foot on this wretched planet!
CURSE YOU!
CRIME SCENE REVEALS...
A message was left on the office answering machine. It stated this: "
You will pay for what you've done. There is a time to deal with help and
now is when I'm going to do it. You are going down, Kenny, and I'm sorry
for ever joining your little group."
The Queen's tiara was found covered in a strang yellow goop. The goop
was revealed to be toxic. It has aslo apeared to been resized to fit
someone elses head. All of the stones are missing.
The Queen has made a phone call stating this: It's horrible. Almost as
if it's unreal. Everyone here are so mean. I need salvation. Why do
these things only happen to me? Why... why! Please.... SAVE ME!!!
Where the Queen was last at, a torn piece of paper was found saying
this: "Advanced..." This has led many authorities to believe the
assistant editor has taken her for personal uses. Maybe to shove me out
of the spotlight. More on this later.
FIND THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!
Remember, this is a competition to find the queen. If you can correctly
guess where the Queen has gone by the clues I give you. If you can tell
me, you shall recieve issue 1/2 of the Blade. ALSO YOU CAN RECIEVE THE
NEVER BEFORE SEEN 59/1/2!!! . This is a fun-filled issue and only a
lucky few will recieve it. I'm telling you, don't miss out! Join the
fun. All correct guesses will recieve it. Deadline has yet to be
determined.
52-TWENTY
Episode 24- Blade rescues Locke from the clutches of Wileweb, but not
before sacrificing his NES Powerglove. Malice continues to search the
dark everrealm hoping to find out what is inhibiting his powers.
Catalystical finally gets over her moronic stage and is able to join
Daisy Flowerpower in the battle against the
now-insane-from-lack-of-hair-appeal Witty, now calling himself
Wittstyle. Will Blade and Locke show up in time to rectify Wittstyle's
hairstyle, or will it be doom for one of the members?
Survey Blade!
TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY!
Remember, you all need to vote. Thanks go out to all who voted. This
week's subject: Should 52-TWENTY keep its name?
Trivia Time.
Subject: Lyrics. State what the song the lyrics are from.
1. Darling when you're out of town, those girls that you run with they
bring my head down.
2. The wispers in the morning of lovers sleeping tight are rolling by
like thunder now as I look in your eyes.
3. I've got to be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is
my real test, to train them is my cause.
4. Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream. I was
kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream.
5. Sometimes I think that things are overwhelming. Sometimes I think I
don't know what I'd do.
6. Goodbye Mary, Goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow,
feel no shame, come tomorrow, feel no pain.
7. Hey girl, you got me running. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. My heart
is lost and my mind's gone bummin'. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.
8. Just a few more hours and I'll be back home to you...
9. Sometimes I feel like I am drunk behind the wheel, the wheel of
opportunity, however it may roll.
10. I want candy!
Answers.
1. "In the Flesh" by Blondie,
2. "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion.
3. The Poke'mon Cartoon theme song.
4. "Manic Monday" by The Bangels.
5. "That's What I Think" by Cundi Lauper.
6. "Goodbye Stranger" by Supertramp.
7. "Tell Me, Tell Me" by The Monkeys.
8. "Beth" By Kiss. Awesome song.
9. " Was I head of My Head" By Fastball.
10. Um.... "I Want Candy" but I don't know who sings it.