The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 62
RESPONSE IS LITTLE
I have recieved three letters refering to the survey. Thank you all who
replied. I have recieved one letter as to who stole the Queen, and
Mijca, you're wrong. Please, to make this Blade succesful, you ALL need
to participate. This means Catalust and Jeremy. I know what is going on
with the others. You guys haven't given me any excuses. Please... I will
not, WILL NOT, keep this going if I get no response. Hey... am I
forgeting someone? Someone that hasn't e-mailed me in many months.....
Hmmm.......
CRIME SCENE REVEALS...
The Queen's tiara was found covered in a strang yellow goop. The goop
was revealed to be toxic. It has aslo apeared to been resized to fit
someone elses head. All of the stones are missing.
The Queen has made a phone call stating this: It's horrible. Almost as
if it's unreal. Everyone here are so mean. I need salvation. Why do
these things only happen to me? Why... why! Please.... SAVE ME!!!
Where the Queen was last at, a torn piece of paper was found saying
this: "Advanced..." This has led many authorities to believe the
assistant editor has taken her for personal uses. Maybe to shove me out
of the spotlight. More on this later.
FIND THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!
Remember, this is a competition to find the queen. If you can correctly
guess where the Queen has gone by the clues I give you. If you can tell
me, you shall recieve issue 1/2 of the Blade. ALSO YOU CAN RECIEVE THE
NEVER BEFORE SEEN 59/1/2!!! . This is a fun-filled issue and only a
lucky few will recieve it. I'm telling you, don't miss out! Join the
fun. All correct guesses will recieve it. Deadline has yet to be
determined.
52-TWENTY
Episode 19- Blade takes on Malice in a leadership battle. Witty suffers
from lack of haircuts while Daisy Flowerpower takes to growing sea
monkeys on a Chia Plantation. Catalystical is missing and only Locke
seems to have noticed. As Locke sets out with Witty, still in hair
denial, the lab explodes from fuel exhaustion and all hands point to
Blade's meddling with a NES powerglove. Was Blade framed?
Survey Blade!
Remember, you all need to vote. Thanks go out to all who voted. This
week's subject: Should 52-TWENTY keep its name?
Trivia Time.
Subject: Simpsons!
1. What are the two names that Homer suggests Moe name his family
resturant?
2. What does Marge have to do to eat celery at the candy convention?
3. What does Bart do with his book when he thinks there's no school the
next day?
4. Who beats Lisa to first chair?
5. How much does Bart sell his soul for?
6. What are the two cracker companies that Milhouse's dad lets tie with
his father-in-law's company?
7. How does Bart get lice?
8. According to Homer, what is the only thing he can take care of?
9. What do Homer and Marge feed Hugo?
10. When Marge substitues Bart's class, what does he do that Marge
hates?
Answers.
1. Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker and Chairmans Moe's Magic Wok.
2. She either has to go outside or put some sugar on it.
3. He throws it in the fireplace.
4. Alison.
5. Five Dollars.
6. Table Time and Allied Biscut.
7. Milhouse's monkey.
8. A houseplant.
9. Fish heads.
10. He gets into the crawl space.