The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 61
CRIME SCENE REVEALS...
The Queen has made a phone call stating this: It's horrible. Almost as
if it's unreal. Everyone here are so mean. I need salvation. Why do
these things only happen to me? Why... why! Please.... SAVE ME!!!
Where the Queen was last at, a torn piece of paper was found saying
this: "Advanced..." This has led many authorities to believe the
assistant editor has taken her for personal uses. Maybe to shove me out
of the spotlight. More on this later.
FIND THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!
Remember, this is a competition to find the queen. If you can correctly
guess where the Queen has gone by the clues I give you. If you can tell
me, you shall recieve issue 1/2 of the Blade. ALSO YOU CAN RECIEVE THE
NEVER BEFORE SEEN 59/1/2!!! . This is a fun-filled issue and only a
lucky few will recieve it. I'm telling you, don't miss out! Join the
fun. All correct guesses will recieve it. Deadline has yet to be
determined.
52-TWENTY
How would you all like to see a TV show starring me and all my friends?
Really, you'd all have code names and this would be an episode synopsis:
Blade(that's me) enters the negatron realm only to discover his friends
are stuck in a post-apocalyptic world. Malice has a plan to save them,
but a hair emergency arises by Witty that stalls their escape. It is
only saved by the tireless, combined attempts of Daisy Flowerpower and
Catalystical. Even with great efforts, Lockesmith is the only one who
escapes and joins Blade to help free the others, Will their power be
enough to battle the evil queen Apassamorety?
So this would be lame. Hmm.... I don't know. It maybe could work. We
should give it a try. A cartoon is in the making.
Survey Blade!
Remember, you all need to vote. Thanks go out to all who voted. This
week's subject: Should 52-TWENTY keep its name?
Trivia Time.
Subject: Movies.
1. Rodney Dangerfield coaches a girl soccer team.
2. Corrupted army guys steal rockets with corrisive green balls that are
activated by a slight impact.
3. Marshmallow-like stuff turn people into zombies when they eat it.
(hint: I gave away the name)
4. A tv that spawns five zombies that get various objects stuck in them.
5. A blind pinball machine master. It was a musical.
Answers.
1. Ladybugs.
2. The Rock.
3. The Stuff.
4. The video dead. STUUUUUUUUUUUPID movie.
5. Tommy.