The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 6

AUDIENCE LIKES "MAD ABOUT YOU" BUT NOT "CELEB JEOPARDY."

Which do you prefer? I think it's Helen Hunt all the way. I mean, who really knows those answers, or questions, or whatever they are. This urban legend has low intelligence, a shattered face, and a bill. Who is Monica Lewinskey? I don't know. People just think "If I'm smart enough, I can win a lot of money." Most people never make it because they're too stupid. They must give some sort of test or something before they get on because you never see stupid people on there, unless it's "Celeb Week." They earn about five bucks for thier charity. The rest is just given to them for trying. Now, If Helen was on "Jeopardy", sure, I'd watch it, but not for the questions or answers or whatever.

LACK OF SCHOOL EQUALS LACK OF STORIES.

I actually did something other than sleep all day. Beings how I did, I didn't have the time to think of stupid stories to put in here. Sorry, but I'll have more when the special edition comes out. Look for MAJOR, and on other scales minor, changes in the newsletter.

Trivia Time!

Subject: The movie "Scream." Surely you have all seen this.

1. Who is Sidney's best friend?
2. Who is the first person to die?
3. What producer does Tatum refer the situation to?
4. Who works at the movie store?
5. What is the name of the reporter?
6. What is the name of her camera man?
7. What is Casey's favorite movie?
8. Who was the killer in "Friday the Thirteenth?"
9. How does Tatum die?
10. How many sequals are there?

Answers.

1. Tatum.
2. Steve.
3. Wes Carpenter. A parody of craven.
4. Randy.
5. Gayle Wethers.
6. Kenny.
7. Halloween.
8. Mrs. Vorhees.
9. A garage door does her in, LITERALLY!
10. 2. How many said three?