The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 59
GIRL RESORTS TO CAT'S NAME FOR A SUBJECT.
Earlier today, a girl could not think of a letter subject and thus, used
her cat's name. She defiled the cat by using it for one sadest excuses
for a subject. The girl deserves to be punished and thus, she shall be.
She is not allowed to go near a cotton candy machine for the next two
hours. Death shall becom her! Ha.... haha! Gwu fah!
BOY USES CAT'S NAME FOR SUBJECT IN SPITE OF GIRL.
I did exactly what she did because she did it to me so I only thought it
fitting to do to her what she did to me doing to her never before but
yet she did it to me so I did it to her. Thus, I did it to them all!
Ha.... hahahah! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check It Out!
Need some action? Thrills? Chills? Excitment? Well, I can't give you any
of those. All I can offer is this review of one of the best shows ever!
The Simpsons! Could you just guess this one? It has been a favorite of
mine and all I have talked to love this show. It has hillarity, comic
relief, and a bunch of other words that revolve around funny.
Rating: 5...5 5 5!
52-TWENTY
This name, how did it ever come to be? This is a question asked by many,
and yet, I still can't answer it. Tell me, how do you all think it would
be if I changed the name? Would you like it as much? What if I named it
"The Fun Box?" Oh, wait! How about "Totally pointless yet funny stories
all rolled into one?" Maybe I should keep it as it is. Well, onto the
next item of stupidity.
The Blade Survey......
It starts. The weekly survey. If you remember, I said there would be
one. The time may be changed. I don't remember what I originally said.
Well, you have one week to vote. You can vote up until next Thursday.
That is the last day you can vote. I will then post the results on
Friday. For your convenience, though, I will post this survey throughout
the week. Please, everyone vote. This week's subject is: Should
52-TWENTY keep its name or should it be changed?
Trivia Time.
Subject: Simpsons. (this has become almost an all-simpsons trivia, but
it won't go full throtle)
1. What important town monument does Bart steal from Springfield?
2. What town monument does Shelbyville steal from Springfield?
3. Who does Lisa discover to be a person of falsehood, turning the whole
town against her?
4. What does Homer use rice cakes for?
5. When Homer eats a rice cake, what can he not find?
6. Where is Homer at when Bart breaks a chair over his back?
7. Among things left behind when the Simpsons go on vacation in Ned's
summer house, what does Bart leave?
8. What instrument does Bart try to play but fails?
9. What is the last word on Lisa's sax engravement?
10. What does Homer do when Maggie swallows a quarter?
Answers.
1. Jebidiah Springfield's head.
2. The lemon tree.
3. Jebidiah Springfield.
4. He sets his drinks on them.
5. He wonders where the taste is.
6. He's taking a bath.
7. His toothbrush.
8. The guitar. There is another, but that isn't gone into as in-depth.
9. D'oh. Both saxs got this on it.
10. He spends the whole day with her.