The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 58
MISTAKES, THEY ARE EVIL!
Yes, we all make mistakes everyday, but I never thought I could make so
many in one issue. Well, here's just a few of them, if not all. I'll
mark them with * so you can see them for yourself.
What movie has Sarah Michelle Gellar *stabbed to death by a pile of
tires?* (this really isn't a mistake; It just sound like the tires are
the ones that killed her)
And thus concludes our "Mistakes" section. May I never have it again.
OF ALL THE ENDINGS, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE!
We all watch movies in hopes of them being good. Well, those who play
them hope video games are good. One of the biggest factors in making a
great game(or movie if you'd like, but it all will soon revolve around
games) is developing a good story. A good example of this is Mortal
Kombat. An interesting storyline followed with diversity of characters
all lead to creating a game that put Street Fighter to shame. It was
that or the fact they had their games go up in number instead of "Super"
or "Turbo." Well, how about Mega Man? This was(and may still be) a very
popular line. It had a wonderful gameplay, interesting characters, and a
compelling storyline. Anyway, one game that set the gaming industry to a
new level starred everyone's least favorite of the plumbing brothers:
Mario. Nintendo's leading man(I think Link has him slaughtered) had yet
another game: Super Mario 64. The game had many different things to do
and kept players busy for a long time. The storyline doesn't really help
out. It was the fact that it was something new that kept some people
interested in it. Princess Peach Toadstool invites Mario to the castle
after she bakes him a cake. Luigi must have been working to support his
lazy brother because he wasn't invited, something like that, anyway.
Well, when Mario reaches the castle, Peach has been abducted(SURPRISE!).
Mario then goes and find at least 75 out of 150 stars to save her. When
you do, you get a kiss and a cake. Hmm.... this had to take hours of
thought or a monkey with a type writer. Tomorrow I will have part two,
then to finish it up in issue 60, part three.
FRESHNESS... WHO SMELLS BETTER?
Saturday night on PPCODBOJGIFIYAOOMF (pay-per-copy-of-Daily Blade-
or-just-get-it-free-if-you-are-one-of-my-friends)
It's Lemon versus Lime in an all-out lemoneylime battle. Who will be the freshest? Who will be the most sour? Who will win? Know one knows.
Feed the hungry hip-hippoes! That too all in the next Saturday Blade!
Check It Out!
Want to spend about forever in your room with your N64? Not Mijca, she
has a Playstation. Well, no one talk to her. Buy The Legend of Zelda:
The Ocarina of Time. This will put a damper on your budget if you don't
have a system to play it on. So.. there is a downside to ultimate fun
and strategy.
Rating: Fun-factor of 5, downside price of 1.
52-TWENTY
Sam- Thanks to your sudden "conscience", our special edition failed.
Kim- I just couldn't risk hurting Mr. Silberzahn and putting our jobs on
the line.
Sam- What jobs?! We are supposed to be assistant editors but we don't
edit a thing! Now, you tell me what our jobs are.
Kim- You said it yourself. We are the assistant editors! But ours is a
special one, we get paid for doing nothing.
Sam- Uh... Kim, we don't get paid.
Kim- Even so, I like having the title.
Sam- We only get mentioned when we appear in person.
Kim- But if you remember, we aren't real. We can do anything we want by
just typing it up.
Sam- You are lame. I wish I didn't know you.
Kim- Your wish is my command.
Sam- Kim? Hey, Where'd you go? Kim? KIM!!!!! Great, now who am I going
to do this with? I know, and they'll never guess who!
Coming soon: Sam and ???. Catch in Special Edition format.
Trivia Time!
Subject: Simpsons!
1. How does the Springfield Catburglar (I just thought of A character
from a game Tommy and I used to play. That was a fun game.) break into
the Simpson's house?
2. How does Ned bowl a strike?
3.When Homer is looking into Ned's house to see his kids, what does he
think he sees?
4. What lets the fog that turns people inside-out inside the house?
5. What does Homer want instead of twenty dollars?
Answers.
1. He got in through the front door because Homer left his keys in the
lock.
2. Ned bowls knoching down all but one pin, then says "God, it's me,
Ned." The pin falls over.
3. He thinks it's Lisa's head or a starfish.
4. Stupid cheap weatherstripping.
5. A peanut.