The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 57
I'VE STALLED LONG ENOUGH.
Ever have one of those days when you can't seem to get out of bed?
Well, if you are like me, then you shouldn't. I get up every morning to
watch Poke'mon at seven, then I get ready and go to school. Well, one
day I was thinking "Kenny, what have you done to hair?" With all things
aside, I decided I should change styles. I did, but didn't like it.
Well, I remained with the same hairstyle and went to school. I got all
the same remarks like "You should change your hair." I wanted to scream
and pull it all out. I did and I'm now bald. I wish I hadn't
overreacted. My mom told me to join the hair club, but I thought it
would grow back on its own. It did.
POINTLESS STORY IS NOT TO MY LIKING.
That last story just plainly sucked. I mean, this is like issue 55 just
worse. I guess it's because I'm short on time and need to go. This being
in effect, I must send out crappy stuff. I know this issue will suck
beyond suck because of all the sucky sucks I have managed to allow
sucked into my sucky paper. Boy, that last line sucked.
52-TWENTY
Spare me the shame of knowing I'm not good enough.
Leave me to die in a pool of my own dreams.
End all the madness, you know that I'm not tough enough
To take in all your hate and all your evil schemes.
You took from me the only thing that I need to survive.
There is nothing left for me here anymore.
I once was everything to you , my heart was so alive.
For all that is or will never be, I'm walking out the door.
Well, it's a start. I figure if I wrote one song I can write another. I
just need a tune for this one.
Trivia Time.
Subject: Movie fun!
1. What movie with Sarah Michelle Gellar has her tossed off a balcony?
2. What movie has Sarah Michelle Gellar stabbed to death by a pile of
tires?
3. What movie has Jamie Kennedy stabbed in a van?
4. What movie does Toni Basil (singer of Mickey) have a role in?
5. What movie did Tim Currey start his movie career in?
6. What movie stars Cher, Susan Sarandon, and Michelle Phifer as
witches?
7. What happens to almost every puppet master in "Puppet Master?"
8. Why didn't they make a sequal to Critters 4 and Leprechan 4?
9. What comic character did Michael Keaton portray?
10. Which Nightmare on Elm St. is the best?
Answers.
1. Scream 2.
2. I Know What You Did Last Summer.
3. Scream 2.
4. Easy Rider.
5. Rocky Horror Picture Show.
6. Witches of Eastwick.
7. They are either killed or just never heard of again.
8. Sequals suck, that and these movies went into outer space and when
that happens, a movie line is dead.
9. Batman.
10. Part one. New Nightmare technically isn't a part, so it doesn't
count. It would be first, though.