The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 55
WHO'S "BETTER THAN" WHO?
This is a question that was recently asked in school. The students voted
for who they thought were most valuable and such and such. Well, being
of less popularity than most, if not all, It was expected that I wasn't
getting any of them. Fine with me. I don't need a silly popularity
contest to tell me of my abilities. This conflict lies in the
"Popularites." This whole thing started a fued among best friends
because one thought her friend didn't vote for her. The two girls got
mad and argued and then stopped talking to each other. I found this
incredibly stupid. So, to make a long story short (too late), they made
up when the angry girl apologized.
HATS OFF TO YOU, JEREMY WITT!
Everyday, in my yearbook class, Jeremy and the teacher seem to have this
thing where he tries to keep her from taking his hat. I don't think he
needs it, but he just wants to cover his hair. The teacher
threatens to give the hat to her grandson. This is just one of the many
things that goes on in yearbook.
ME AND THIRD BLOCK
I have become somewhat a depressed soul in yearbook. I sit in my...
well, at the end of my table and just sit. No one talks to me, unless
it's Mandy needing help or Leslie telling me to get blond streaks in my
hair. Well, maybe I make this out to seem bad. Anyway, I just think
everyone is mean to me in that class, which they are. I also know that
it wouldn't be yearbook if they weren't. I realize this makes no sense
at all.
BLADE CHANGES!
I have decided to get rid of "Storyboard." I find it as "Storybored."
Trivia Time is going. I can't think of questions anymore.
A new section entitled "Survey time" will be here. It will contain a
weekly survey and will be posted throughout the week until Saturday when
the results are posted. You need to vote for this to work.
I decided it's not a Blade without Trivia Time. It shall stay.
52-TWENTY wins best column of the year. I feel it was great.
Trivia Time has to go to make room for "Love letters of the next gen!"
Gas pockets have been found all over the Blade. One strick of a match
and it's all gone.
Removal of T.T. has caused the gas pockets. It shall be placed back in
to get rid of them.
One other thing is gone: A Time To Laugh. 52-TWENTY does it for me.
These are all the changes. Enjoy.
52-TWENTY
Sitting in the northwest eatery on south street, I noticed a small black
pearl in the sewer. After spending two hours to fish it out, I gave up
and decided to finish eating my olive loaf on rye. Well, low and behold,
who walks in other than pearl extremist Pearly Whites. She stated how
she lost her favorite black pearl while walking past the sewer. I told
her I saw it and she begged me to get it out for her. Here we go again.
well, two hours later, I gave up and she gave me five-hundred dollars
for trying. I then fell down the sewer drain and got it for her. She
asked why I changed my mind. I said It was the kindly thing to do. She
gave me a pickle then said she had to go cook breakfast for her grandpa
Harly. I was happy. I ate my pickle with the joy of knowing I helped
someone in need. Two hours later(I have a problem with that), She
destroyed the world with that very same pearl. I feel special.
Trivia Time.
Subject: Past Blade Stuff.
1. What issue was supposedly sent out twice? It was corrected.
2. What issue had a really messed up banner?
3. What issue ended up missing?
Answers.
1. 14. It was really fifteen. I DID correct it, too.
2. Issue 6. 6 was six and instead of Vol. 1, it was Vol. !.
3. 34. Remeber that?