The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 53
I WISH IT COULD LAST FOREVER.
Sometimes you find something you just don't want to let go. When I
became friends with you all, I knew it was something special. I never
want it to end. But sadly, some things do come to an end. Some people
haven't been readin the Blade, or wrote to me in forever, so I'm
altogether going to cut them out of my address book. I hate to do it,
but what good does it do? I wish it didn't have to be this way.
Check It Out!
For a really cool movie starring one of the greatest actors I know, The
Rocky Horror Picture Show is a great film. It is very comical. You watch
it once, then each time after, you discover new things about it. It's a
very good film.
Rating: 5
52-TWENTY
Sam- With all due respect Mr. Silberzahn, Don't you think the Blade
needs an upgrade?
ME- Sam, I feel the newsletter is stupid and needs to be stopped
altogether.
Kim- Oh, but what about the fans?
Me- Yes, I will miss the fans, but they must realize, this is too stupid
to go on.
Sam- You used to be in it for the fun. What happened to you?
Me- I got sloppy. Missed a few runs here and there, then it just didn't
seem like fun.
Sam- But is it up to you to say what we find fun?
Me- But what does your opinion matter? You were only made up for this
article.
Sam- WHA?! You mean..... I'm not real?
Me- Not even close.
Kim- Aha! I always knew you were different but I couldn't quite place
it.
Me- Oh, but Kim, you too are but a stupid character.
Kim- I.... am? Then, there is no way we can convince you to keep the
Blade.
Me- I'm afraid you are right.
Sam/Kim- Please, keep the Blade.
Me- Fine, I'll keep it.
Sam/Kim- Hooray. We saved the Blade.
Kim- Can we have our own special edition?
Sam- Hey, that would be cool!
Me- Uh..... no. Goodbye now.
Sam/Kim- AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me- Tis gruesome indeed.
A Time To laugh.
What did the blond say when she ate a bug?
Mmm...... protein and riboflavin........
Trivia Time!
Subject: Cartoon characters. (name what cartoon they're from)
1. Spud.
2. Snarf.
3. Velma.
4. Ralph Wiggem.
5. Pheobe.
Answers.
1. Potatoe Head Kids. Does anyone remember this show?
2. Thundercats. One of the best cartoons ever.
3. Scooby Doo, where are you? I loved this show.
4. The Simpsons.
5. The Magic Schoolbus.