The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 52

BLADE GOES DOWNHILL.

Okay, I'm getting tired of writing this again, so It sucks. But I'll keep it up and once and a while you guys will get something good in here.

TEMPTED.

I was so tempted to put down as this being issue 75. I'm glad I caught myself. I also died tonight so I guess my head isn't on straight. I'm going to kill that Riddle Box.

Check it Out!

A fun page to visit is www.pokemon.com. I have found little to do here, but still, it has Pikachu on it. 'Nuff said.
Rating: 4 Go, Poke' ball, go!

52-TWENTY

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Okay, this issue has been lame since the first story, and it doesn't get any better than Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

A Time To Laugh.

Did you know if you put a frrog on the freeway during rush hour, chances are it will get hit by a car. Not funny. SO not funny.

Trvia Time!

Subject: Hmm... how about money?

1. Older versions of this coin have indian heads. They are very rare to this date. I wish I had one.

Okay, I'll pick a new subject.

Subject: Scantily clad bimbos in comic books.

1. She is a vampire that...... Fine, I'll pick a new subject.

Subject: Comdiments.

1. Ketchup with a kick!
2. The square stuff.
3. Hot dog stuff made of pickles.
4. French's is good, but I like the spicey kind.
5. Mayonaise or Miracle Whip. They are both refered to as this.

Answers.

1. A penny.
1. Vampirella.
1. Heinz's 57 sauce.
2. A1
3. Relish.
4. Mustard. It fits me. I am a tard.
5. Salad dressing, although I only eat it on sandwiches.