The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 51



CHRISTMAS=FUN.

I'm full of stress. I keep asking people on my list what they want, but they keep saying they want nothing. Thanks guys. You KNOW who you are. I mailed one of you tonight, talk to one of you on what should be a regular basis, and LIVE with the other one. Of course, I have no money to buy the gifts, yet. I need to go this weekend, and if anyone wants to join, they can. I even put up the decorations tonight. Fun.

Check it Out!

People who live near me can have fun this year if they give me their Christmas list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rating: 5. Do you hear me? 5. 5, 5, 5.

52-TWENTY

One day, I went shopping for friends and family. Sadly, the people neglected to tell me what they wanted. Sadly, when they opened their gifts of paint cans, froth machines, and moon pie ovens, they were not pleased. Don't let this happen again.

A Time To Laugh.

I'm panicing. Ha. I have no gift Ideas. Ha ha. I've pretty much based this issue around my problem. Ha ha ha. This isn't funny at all. Ha.

Trivia Time!

Subject: Please, Kenny. We don't know anything about RPGs.

1. What are you called when you steal something? (Zelda, Link's Awakening)
2. At the game's end, what happens to the sprite? (Secret of Mana)
3. What is the best weapon for Toadstool? (SMRPG)
4. What does Lucca hit enemies with in close range? (ChronoTrigger)
5. Who learns PSI Starstorm? (Earthbound)

Answers.

1. Thief, What else?
2. He (she?) dies.
3. The metal plate, otherwise known as the frying pan.
4. A hammer. I was once told it was the butt end of her gun.
5. Poo. I renamed him because that one was stupid, but so was Loaz, and Jamal.