The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 48
DREAMING OF A NIGHTMARE.
Last night I had quite a bit of dreams, not all too pleasurable. None of
them made sense. It was as if I was taking all of the week's events and
twisting them to fit one half-hour sitcom just to confuse you and make
you wait for the next one, which came to me as well. While they weren't
scary, they just too wierd for me to handle. I had three nervous
breakdowns and a large orange drink before I could get anything out of
them. They were telling me I have a spanish lingo needed for world
domination that if I don't follow through with it I will only result in
world destruction. I completed my tasks last night.
SO TIRED, SO VERY, VERY TIRED.
I got 13 hours of sleep last night but I am still so tired. I guess I
overslept. Oh well, tonight I go to work, then go to my friend's house,
then the next day go to Tahlequah, then come home and go back to
sleep. What an exciting life I live! Anyway.......
Check It Out!
I sometines wonder if any of you guys ever check this stuff out. But
anyway, if you want something fun to do on a stormy night, you can read
a classic book. This really doesn't do much, but I don't really want to
be online right now.
Rating: 3
52-TWENTY
You know, there's always something that keeps a man alive when he's down
on his luck. One day, I asked a woman for a dollar in quarters, and
kindley, she gave me three of them and the rest was in pennies, nickels,
and dimes. I was furious. I clearly asked the woman for FOUR quarters.
Not sewer change. I then threw the money off to the side and proceeded
to the door. She then turned into a giant frost monger and walked to
Wal-Mart where she bought a small bottle of Shelby Nostril Cream. She
then used to help those unsightly nose hairs of hers. Then she stole my
money and bought a blue sink plug for her bath tub. I then went on with
my life.
A Time To Laugh.
I smell death coming for this column.........
I need to get some better material. Hmmm...... That gives me an
Idea......
Trivia Time!
Subject: Simpsons..... again.
1. What happens when Lisa gets the new Malibu Stacy doll?
2. What is the name of the doll Lisa makes?
3. Why doesn't the doll sell?
4. Who gets the black egg and becomes "Designated driver?"
5. Where does Bart go to get away from Marge when they disagree with
him?
6. Who is the only person that belives Bart is sick?
7. What does Lisa believe that turns the town against her?
8. Who is the only person that believes her?
9. What does Bart spend his "Soul Money" on?
10. When Homer stays home from church, what amkes him get out of bed?
Answers.
1. She doesn't approve of what she says, so she gets rid of it and all of her Malibu Stacy stuff.
2. Lisa Lionheart.
3. The doll doesn't sell when Malibu Stacy comes out with a new hat.
4. Barney is on the night the Duff party comes. He then goes psycho and
steals Homer's car.
5. He enters the crawl space.
6. Lisa.
7. Jebidiah Springfield is nothing more than a silver tounged pirate.
8. Homer, and he loses his job as town cryer.
9. Crappy sponges.
10. He has to go to the bathroom.