The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 47
GIRL WANTS GIRL.
The Lounge is now back up so I was able to enter it the other night.
While in it, a girl calling herself Angel May was asking about CaTaLySt.
She wanted to know when CaTa was coming back. I responded with "I don't
know." She then went on with a chat.
STYROFOAM IS NOT FOAM AT ALL.
Yes, it is just a buch of white, plastic balls fused together to make it
really soft. With salt and a bit of Mrs. Dash, you can have yourself a
tasty treat on cold winter mornings. Mmm..... delicious and low in
calories.........
FROM ONE SCANDAL TO ANOTHER.
The Queen, while in a coma from smelling spam cook for five hours
strait, has somehow managed to sell her pony for a stack of blueberry
pancakes. The Queen's cats are in dire need of feeding, but follow such
a strict diet, we can't feed them anything. We will try tomorrow to give
them Rice-a-Roni, the San Fransico treat. Hopefully, they will not bloat
and require Gas-X.
Check It Out!
A new video game, one with pure potential, is coming out for the N64. It
is a three-dimensional fighter type game with a choice of eight
characters. You can choose from Mario, Yoshi, Link, Samus, Kirby, and
others. Hidden characters are also in the game, such as Luigi. This
game, while not released yet, looks like a winner.
Rating: We could always try it out. 3
52-TWENTY
MAGNETO: You fool! Do you realize what you've done?
KITTY: Yes! I've just stopped a madman from destroying the earth, and
now, Scorpio's comet will destroy this base instead.
MAGNETO: But you still lose. Nightcrawler's own body must supply the
energy or the comet will take back its course. Although you've won,
Nightcrawler MUST die.
KITTY: Nightcrawler, is it true what he said?
NIGHTCRAWLER: Kitty! Get everyone out of here as fast as you can!
KITTY: But I can't leave you, not after the way I...
NIGHTCRAWLER: GO! NOW!
PROFESSOR: Kitty, join the others. I have a plan.
What do you think his plan was?
PROFESSOR: Nightcrawler, I will keep the Blackbird on your viewscreen.
You have to teleport at just the right time. Do you understand?
NIGHTCRAWLER: Of course, Professor.
PROFESSOR: Now, Nightcrawler, NOW! You've waited too long.
Did Nightcrawler make it?
CYCLOPS: Look, he's alright.
STORM: Not for long. He's entering the Earth's atmosphere. He'll burn
up.
CYCLOPS: Not if we can get the grappling beams to him.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Better hurry, it's getting pretty warm in this suit.
PROFESSOR: Fire the grappling beams!
KITTY: Where is he?
CYCLOPS: He's..... gone.
KITTY: NO! He can't be dead. I was so mean to him, and now I can never
make it up to him.
CYCLOPS: Just keep believing. Nightcrawler is(bang bang bang)
COLOSSES: Back there! Nightcrawler, my little tovarish, you're not dead
after all!
NIGHTRAWLER: I would hope not. But, I would have been, if not for Kitty
Pryde.
Touching, isn't it?
A Time to Laugh.
Hmmm..... I'm gonna..... skip..... this lame..... column.... because
it's.... so lame.
Trivia Time!
Subject: Just one question. Sorry but it's late.
1. Where did I get my 52-TWENTY entry from?
Answer.
1. The X-men animation special "Pryde of the X-men."