The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 45
BANGEDY BANG, ONE ON THE TRAIN.
I am sorry this is so late, but I was unable to put this out last night
because I went with a group of friends to Wal-Mart to go shopping for
someone I don't even know. but, when you put us together, anything is
possible. We had a blast, and one of us almost died. While one laughed
at him,the other tried to get him to drink grape slush because he was
choking on chili pie. Mmm.... pie. Cyndi Lauper was unaccounted for the
entire evening. They were all thankful.
THE CLICKETY CLACK WILL TAKE YOU BACK.
When you ever experience such a night with people, always get something
from that night that willl help you remeber it. if you that memory in
your heart forever, you can achieve true happiness. But if it doesn't
work out, you didn't hear this from me.
THEY SAID SHE TOOK THE TRAIN.
The Queen is missing from her castle for 5 days now. I have not noticed,
nor has anyone else, but she is gone and sources say she wants to buy a
camel to go mountain hicking with. Joy! May she return with safety of
her departure.
Check it out!
Something that can be fun, if you're into that sort of stuff, is a train
set. Just think, you put it on the track, let it travel at the slowest
speed possible, then speed it up and it flies off the railing. You put
it back on, let it travel at the slowest speed possible, then speed it
up and it flies off again. You put the train back on, let it travel at
the slowest speed possibe, speed it up, and yet again it flies off the
track. You throw the piece of junk in the trash and go back to your
joyful little life.
Rating: 2
52-TWENTY
Well, here we are another day, writing the fun-filled stories of the
Blade, when everyone...... Wait, I'm the only one that writes this. I
should be entitled to some free time away from this. It isn't fair that
I have to do all of the work. I'm taking the next train to Mexico city
for a night on the town.
A Time To Laugh.
Why did the blond want to marry a train? It wistled at her.
Trivia Time!
Subject: Trains, Planes, or Taxi Cabs, all the choices hip!
1. What mechanical machine is run off of steam and electric power. Coal
was also burned as a fuel.
2. The Wright Brothers didn't just perfect it, they created it.
Actually, they didn't perfect, come to think of it, I don't think anyone
has perfected it. It still crashes.
3. What song is the subject from?
4. What show is that song from?
5. Which one of the three modes of transportation listed above is not a
question, even thouh it is now so technically this question can't exist
but does making for one really wierd paradox?
Answers.
1. The Train. While I'm not sure if all of those are correct, that is
what I know a train runs off of. Neat, huh?
2. The plane, The PLANE! Yes, Tattoo, I see the plane. Now, shut up and
go make lunch.
3. "We're going on a trip." I have no idea who sings it.
4. "Bobby's World." I wonder if any of you guys got this question.
5. The Taxi cab didn't make it to a question, but now it has so this
answer is actually incorrect. I tried so hard but I can't beat the
train.