The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 44
RUSTY BUCKET IN A PUDDLE.
The Blade has been sulking in a dark depression that has been nothing
more than a reflection of my inner self. I haven't a clue what to do
anymore. This newsletter's humor is dead, the stories are dead, the
trivia is dead, and the fans are dead. Well, I guess it's just time to
say goodbye. I so much hoped it would make it to issue 50 before its
end. And after I added a new column for Mega Mondays. Oh well, all
things must come to an end.
GOODBYE MY FRIENDS.
I am staying with my friends who have looked on with me through this,
namely those that participated. Thanks guys...
Check it out!
Before I delete them all, I'll give you all until Friday to ask for any
back-issues. After that, it is no more.
Rating:3
52-TWENTY
The Blade, a once thriving popular newsletter, seems to have "run dry."
It is coming to a bitter end, one that had little warning, and all of
its faithful readers can only sigh as it goes away.
Reader 1: "sigh."
Reader 2: "sigh."
Reader 3: "sigh."
Yes, a bitter tragedy, but perhaps it is for the best. WAIT! This just
in. The newsletter will remain until issue 50, which is said to be the
biggest issue ever. It will be ending here but at least we get six more
boring issues of the Blade.
A Time To Laugh.
How did the blond break her arm raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Trivia Time!
Subject: Cartoons 2
1. A boy, Mega Man, Kid Icarus, Simon Belmont, and a few others joined
to take on the evil threats of Mother Brain and her cohorts, Eggplant
Wizard(or something) and King Hippo.
2. The main character was a fat cat that liked to eat lasagna. His
co-stars were farm animals, but they were only on the same show with
each other I think once. He has his own comic strip, too.
3. Solving mysteries and driving around in a van, these kids always
seemed to be in the right place at just the right time. I really loved
this show, but I don't have cable access and thus I cannot watch it.
4. They used their mutant powers right up until they were canceled. This
was an okay show, even though it didn't follow along with the comics.
5. Miss Frizzle and all of her students take on field trips full of
wonder and learning excitement. Join in on her adventures. My favorite
character was Pheobe. Maybe I just like that name.
Answers.
1. Captain N and the Game Masters. I liked the show because it contained
a lot of my favorite characters from video games. Okay, it had two, but
that's enough for my liking.
2. Garfield and Friends. This show was only funny when they did it over
Garfield himself. I hated that farm crap with Orsen the pig and whoever
else those other guys were.
3. Scooby Doo, Where are you? Oh, this show was always a favorite of
mine. I watched it everyday until it no longer appeared. I will always
miss that lovable character Velma, I mean Scooby.
4. The mutandis group known only as the "X-men." I did enjoy this show
until they got into those stupid newly drawn charaters. "We changed
Jubilee's hair to look even more unlike her comic hair, and Gambit
sounds cornier than ever!"
5. The Magic Schoolbus. I learned a lot from this show and hoped other
kids did too. It's still on, but I don't think new episodes are coming
out.