The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 43
THE BLADE, GOTTA LOVE THE BLADE.
Do any of you feel the Blade is below regular standards? Do any of you
wish to see changes made to the Blade? I would like some input on how
this is going.
WHERE IS THAT LOVABLE LOUNGE?
I cannot wait until the lhasa sever is back up so I can go to the Lounge
and chat with all of my beloved friends. Now I go to the RPG room which
is full of people I don't know. They won't talk to me, either. Someone
said I need to address them, but In the old RPG room, with the people I
did know, They talked to you first. I was someone then. I am no one now.
I was once like them, I want to be like them again. God, spare my soul.
Let me join the light once more!
PIKA PIKA, PIKACHU!
That commercial drives me crazy. Why do those kids dance around instead
of playing with the game? Why do they wear it in their hair? Why does
that one stand out, like some girl you recognize but hate severly? Why,
WHY?
NO SATURDAY ISSUE?!
As I said last night, though not as clearly, there will not be an issue
for Saturday. I took some time off. Well, beings how this is Monday's
Mega Issue, I have a bit of work to do. Oh, and some changes are in it!
Check It Out!
Go to your nearest store, or Mervyn's (exclusive to California, ha ha,
not! just kidding, no harm intended, and I didn't intend for this to be
so big, imagine that) and by yourself a brand-new outfit! Like, you
could get that totally new, um, style you've been wanting! Uh huh! And,
If you want, you could, Hee hee!, buy some sandles made of glittery
plastic, and some frothy pink lip gloss! Like, this is totally bogus,
and where DID this valley girl accent come from?
Rating: HELP ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I give this a 2. (it's all at low, low
prices, you'd think it was Wal-Mart)
The Week's Thought.
While you have a friend for one minute, see this person around his or
her other friends while you're with them. Tell me if you see a
difference. I almost guarantee there will be at least one.
Story Board. (new column)
Prelude.
On a dark, dreary night, the man stepped out from his hidden shack back
behind the frozen evergreens only to take a breath of the once warm
summer. He smiled realizing the snow was falling heavier, already adding to
the problems that had risen the night before. As the snow piled deaper,
the man knew he would get some visitors. Buttoning his coat, he trudged
through the thick snow to retrieve some lumber, though frozen, for his
fire inside. The cozy den was about to become a place of gathering,
almost refuge from the storm, to travelers who should not have gone out
on such a day, and should not have gone to the cabin.
A Time To Laugh.
A horse walked into a bar HEARD IT.
Trivia Time!
Subject: One question.
1. Do you guys want me to do as I was going to do when the format first
changed? You know, where I put up the questions and you guys mailed me
the answers then I posted them the next day.
Answer.
1. Probably not, because if you did, you would have already said to do
it. I'm sorry this is so lame, but I have to go. I'll have a better one
soon.