The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 42
IT IS LATE BUT I DON'T CARE.
I was at my sister's house all weekend long. That is why it wasn't sent
out yesterday. I guess some of you are "unhappy" but I thought I needed
to spend some time with my sister. I had a good time.
TOP STORY IS LAME.
I just got tothinking, how can that be a top story if it covers nothing
important? I MUST work at this.
Check it out!
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Rating: 4
52-TWENTY
While walking through a toy store
The day before today
I overheard a crayon box
That had a few things to say.
"I want some pie," said Yellow
And Green said "So do I,
But no one here likes pumpkin,
And no knows just why."
Well, I bought that box of crayons
And took it home with me.
And broke all of the silent crayons
Cause the colors were too ugly.
The rest all cowered in fear,
For I colored so rough
Amazing that the color pink
Was the only one that was tough.
They watched me as I colored
And went out of the lines
Trying to draw a space ship
In a forest full of pines.
As I reduced Red to nothing
Magenta was the next to die.
Oh, Terrific! I just used up Blue
To color in the sky.
My space ship came out crappy
The forest, done in lime.
I bet that stupid
Didn't know it was its time.
To the dump I carried it
And threw it down the lane.
For writing such a poem,
You must think that I'm insane.
A Time To Laugh.
I have a cat.
Trivia Time!
Subject: Hmm..... What could I do this over?
1. What Trivia Time subject never had a question?
2. Which issue used an ! instead of 1?
3. Which issue had the number spelled out?
4. What was the purpose of "The Best of the Blade?"
5. When is this newsletter going to end?
Answers.
1. The subject was "Math Is Hard." It didn't get a question.
2. Issue six.
3. See answer three.
4. This was sent so you guys could vote for your favorite stories.
5. I don't think it will end for a while. It only depends on your
liking.