The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 4
SHOE POLISH IS A BAD THING.
School pranks are played everyday, but none as harsh as shoe polish on a car, that is, if it's done in a harmful manner. A student at Locust Grove High scool was upset when an unknown individual shoe polished her car. The words were a bit unfreindly, and put fear into her. No one knows who did this, but hopefully they will end this misery and come forward.
LESS IS MORE.
When you want to eat out, do you want to spend a lot on food? How about those places that give you what you have for a midnight snack for twenty dollars? The Country Cottage has two fish strips and hush puppies for six dollars. SIX!! How horrid to find that food is so expensive. McDonalds offers you great value: a big mac, fries, and drink for only$3.99. Yeah, but where is the value? Why are we paying such awful prices for food? Of course, if it's cheap, it's made with the least bit of care. Here's my tip: Stay home and cook for yourself.
PAPER SPECIAL EDITION TWO ON THE WAY.
The second special edition is on the way, titled as "TOTAL BLADE". The special edition will include one of the biggest stories yet, and will show the new regular edition features will be. Trivia Time will be bigger and will have better subjects. The limited subjects from the past have left some feeling "Stupid". Look for it to come out soon.
GIRL UPSET OVER E-MAIL FRIEND.
A girl is unhappy that someone won't e-mail her anymore. She feels upset. She thinks the girl doesn't like her anymore. Upon talking to the friend, I came to the conclusion, they're not that good of friends. Perhaps they should e-mail each other more.
PAPER WRITER MAKES MISTAKE.
Yes, little perfect me sits here and writes about all the things that happen to other people, but never himself. Well, get ready to shove in my face. I haven't been giving myself copies of these papers. I need copies in case I ever use old questions for a review time or something. I kinda need these back so could one of you forward them all to me? I'd be really appreciative.
SIMPLE GREEN IS TOTAL TOXIC.
The cleaner, Simple Green, seems to have a mind altering drug in it. Last night at work I was "Getting High" off of the fumes it was emitting. Talk about your wonder drugs, I was wondering all night what was in it. Part of the hilarity was me singing "Puttin on the Ritz". Coworkers were singing that never ending song and was dancing to disco. This is a dangerous chemical and I hope to never be around it again.
Trivia Time!
Subject: Lyrics. State what songs the pieces of lyrics are from.
1. "I come home in the morning light my mother says when you gonna live your life right?"
2. "The children woke up and they couldn't find them. They left before the sun came up that day."
3. "I'm telling you something, I believe in you."
4. "Two steps forward, two steps back"
5. "Once I had a love and it was a gas."
6. "I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still."
7. "They're red and blue and green."
8. "At sixty-one, Michael knew, there wouldn't be a sixty-two."
9. "I've got a rising emotion, spirit is lighting a fire. I can't stopit now."
10. "Will you still need me, will you still feed me,"
Answers. This couldn't have been too hard.
1. "Girls Just Want to Have Fun."
2. "The Way."
3. "Follow the Light."
4. "Opposites Attract."
5. "Heart of Glass."
6. "Da Do Ron Ron."
7. "Party Lights."
8. "Tree of Hearts."
9. "I Can Fly."
10. "When I'm Sixty-Four."