The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 37



COOK SETS FIRE TO LOUNGE.

Yesterday, in the early afternoon, a fire broke out in the Park lounge. The fire was believed to have started when Thorn, the cook, put a hamburger patty in the fries basket and left it unattended. That, or when he lit Mega Locke's sign on fire. The fire spread out of control. The combined efforts of Mega Locke, Thorn, and Diablo could not reduce the flame. Finally, help arrived. Ten drunk poodles entered the building and fought the flames to their deaths. They did nothing to help. The inferno raged on until Mega Locke brought forth some water to end the blaze. Thorn then returned the room to normal.

MAN HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR DAM EXPLOSION.

A winged man was seen placing bombs all around the Park dam yesterday. He continued until the dam exploded, drowning all the people in the Park steakhouse. Luckily, there was no one in the lame room. The man is believed to be Sir Mega Locke, faithful sidekick to Nightmare Thorn. Speculators say that he blew up the dam trying to kill everyone in the lounge, but failed.

MAN'S STORY WILL BE POSTPONED.

Tomorrow, I will bring Mega Locke's story in. I know it was supposed to be in here for some time, but a delay has occured and I could not get it printed. It shall be out tomorrow if all else fails.

QUEEN FOUND ON HAWAIIN VACATION.

The Queen was spotted relaxing after her community service. When questioned on her choice of places, she said "I wanted some poi for my boy." This made no sense, for the Queen has no male friends. Just two cats which she left behind at the castle. The Queen was last seen running up a volcano hoping to catch a glimps of wise man Mooly. Mooly is predicted to be insane, but serves delicious poi.

Check it out!

Chess is a fun, and strategic game for all people. You must try to put your opponent in check, and thus, you win the game. This game does make it frustrating for many people, those who are too stupid to win. I would fit in that category. Well, try it sometime.
Rating: 3

A time to laugh.

What did the blond say when she looked into the box of cheerios?

Oh look, donut seeds.

Trivia Time.

Subject: Whatever. I'm really tired, and I have so many letters to mail.

1. What is the normal time for the Blade to come out?
2. Which has never been a T.T. subject?
3. As of now, how many multiple choices have I had in here?

Answers.

1. About now. It does make it out early, or even late, but since the new format, it hasn't been late.
2. C. I'm not that lame as to use..... I'm not going to go here.
3. Two, and lets keep it that way! You think?