The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 36



TOP WHATEVER LIST ON THE WAY.

Yes, the top three, five, or ten list is coming. The first one is three, even though it could have been five. However, I would still like for ALL of you to vote for your favs. Please, vote for at least three of them. Come on, you guys aren't giving me what I want, so I'm typing all of this into story space. Actually, that's just an excuse to keep me from having to come up with a weekend story because nothing happens to me on the weekends. I just sit at home or go to work. I need a better car. Well, on to a story.

NIGHTMARE IS SEDUCTIVE.

Last night, I took a trip into the park lounge. I didn't see anyone I knew, so I used a different nickname than Thorn or Pikachu. Well, Catalyst was there under a different guise, but we sort of talked. Well, I put down my atitude as seductive, which I have never been in or out or real time. I talked one girl into going into the nightmare realm with me, then I had to leave so I gave her my address and she's supposed to write me. She said she would.

Check it out!

The Park chat (old system) is one of the best chat places online. Go to www.the-park.com to go in and choose from over 100 different rooms, under different subjects for each. There is just about one room for everyone, but most of the time, those rooms are empty, but you can have private chats in them. Go to the address http://lhasa.the-park.com/chatroom.cgi?room=lounge. There is always someone here and it's a lot of fun too.
Rating: 4

52-TWENTY.

Tomorrow is the big day. The day when you get to see if what you voted for makes it. Well, it would have been if, of course, I got more response. Now, you all have a second chance to vote. I will not publish the list until Wednesday's issue, I don't want to figure which one that is, either, so just look for it. You have 3 more days to vote. Go for it red, go for it black. Go for it. Get off my back. I miss those connect four commercials. Oooookay.

A time to laugh.

Time is out of focus here. I must try to, well, I'm just going to skip this. I bet this doesn't even make the top three or five list. I want a top five list.

Trivia Time.

Subject: Aliens.

1. What is the name of the alien that captured me?
2. Where is he from?
3. Who are the aliens that captured Homer and then Bill Clinton and Bob Dole?
4. When the Simpsons get Captured by aliens and feed them, what do they make for Bart to eat?
5. In the X-men, what are sleazoids also called?

Answers.

1. Zuklos.
2. Singross, in the galaxy of peppervile.
3. Kang and Kodos.
4. Sloppy Joes.
5. The brood.