The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 29
EVERYBODY PLAYS THE FOOL.
Yes, everyone does play a fool once and a while. I, however, happen to
do that a lot. I can't seem to help being really stupid in front of
everyone. I wonder why. I have this natural tendancy to do some of the
stupidist, wait, I just said this. I'm too tired.
THERE'S NO EXCEPTION TO THE RULE.
No matter what you might think, everyone has to play by the rules or
they're gonna get caught. I thought everyone but me could do whatever
they wanted to and never get into trouble. I tried some of those things
and what happened? I was found in trouble on every occasion. So, I've
decided to start up my old character again. And I noticed people getting
in trouble for everything. Just wish I saw this before I did all of
those acts.
A LIFE TO GIVE ME HOPE....
We all have the power to touch the lives of one another. And in
everything we do, we change the perspective of how people see us. Wether
for the good or bad, we help everyone see us how we really are. If the
people get to know us, they learn to love us. If they shun us, they
never see what kind of a person we can all be. While they may only see
the outside, I have tried to see people on the inside. Some are pretty,
others are ugly. I'm glad you all have shown beauty in the greatest way.
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Rating- 3
The week's thought.
If it seems like life is giving you nothing, just wait for the backing
payload. Everything will come your way if you keep in good spirits.
And there goes the fortune cookie.....
Answer Box.
Dear Daily Blade,
What does SPAM stand for?
SML.
Dear SML,
SPAM is an acronym for "Stupid, pointless, advertisment mail." I
recieve no SPAM mail, and hope I never do. Of course, this answer is
completely wrong. I just made up a really stupid acronym for it. Sorry I
can't be of more help.
Thorn, Editor of the Blade.
52-TWENTY
...is not available on Mondays. Or so I've heard.
Trivia Time!
Subject: Lyrics.
1. "And there are voices that want to be heard. So much to mention, but
you can't find the words."
2. "Has she ever mentioned a man named Buford Wilson?"
3. "I'm gonna fly on down, then fly away on my way."
4. "They've never seen the northern lights. They've never seen a hawk on
the wind."
5. " Sailing down behind the sun waiting for my prince to come."
Answers.
1. "Listen to your heart" by Roxette.
2. "What's your moma's name" by Tanya Tucker.
3. "Last Stop: This Town" by Eels.
4. "Night Rider's Lament" by Garth Brooks.
5. "My Father's Eyes" by Eric Clapton.