The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 28



MUSIC IS GREAT.

What would this world be like if there was no music? We all have a different choice of music. There are many different chpices to choose from, and we all have our different tastes. I want to see those tastes. This is the subject of the first real top ten list. Cast you vote of you favorite music group. The top ten will come out on Friday. You have till then. Choose your five favorites and I'll try to put them in the most popular order. Of course, if you all vote on different people, then I won't be able to make a complete list. I'll do my best. (There are so many flaws in this)

Check it out!

For a real thrill, jump off of the highest building in your nieghborhood. Of course, this might prove to be harmful, or even fatal. Therefore, you may not want to try it.
Raing: -17

For a less dangerous treat, you can go to www.snpp.com for a complete list of all things Simpsons. It has almost everything you ever wanted to know about that lovable family.
Rating: 5

Answer Box.

Still no letters. I think this was a bad idea.

52-TWENTY.

Technical difficulties have been sweeping the nation, and those difficults have rendered 52-TWENTY useless. Until further notice, the stupid column will be down because I'm not allowed to access it by any means. Of course, I could override the system, reboot the computer, and take down the eternal system, but I don't have the time. See you tomorrow if the skies are clear.

A time to laugh....

While walking down the street the other day, I notice there was a girl about two feet tall. I'm about 6-4 so there is quite a bit of size difference. Anyway, the girl asked me "Excuse me, sir. Why are you so tall?" I looked at her, and not knowing what to say, I replied "Everyone has there own special height that they grow to. I was just a really tall person. I had a lot of height to grow." The girl smiled and went on her way. Just then, I realized she slipped a piece of paper into my hand. It read "While we all have our differences, each one of us learn to live together and respect the fact we are all different. Thank you for being so understanding." I was touched. That little girl had shown me that we all really are different. Wait, that's not funny at all. In fact, none of the things I've ever put in here are funny. I wonder why? I know, I'm not a comedian. Well, onto T.T.

Trivia Time.

Subject: Math is hard....

1. Yep, it sure is. I can't think of a question.

The REAL subject: RPGs 2.

1. What is the name of Mario's fat, fluffy friend? (SMRPG)
2. How many times do you have to fight Magus? (ChronoTrigger)
3. Which rune returns you to any town you've visited? (The Seventh Saga)
4. What defense item speeds you up, but offers little protection? (Brainlord)
5. Which character cannot use psychic powers? (Earthbound)
6. Who fights with a morning star? (FF-Mystic Quest)
7. What is not a weapon in "Secret of Mana?"
A. a javalin.
B. a boomerang.
C. a whip.
D. a club.
8. Who captures you and puts you on his airplane? (ChronoTrigger)
9. What sword shoots lightning? (Crystalis)
10. What do you need to fight Culex? (SMRPG)

Answers.

1. Mallow.
2. Once. The second time is an option.
3. The wind rune
4. The cape.
5. Jeff Andonuts.
6. Rueben.
7. D
8. Dalton.
9. The thunder sword.
10. A shiney stone.