The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 27



WHERE ARE THE FANS?

The Blade seems to have lack of interests with all of the subscribers. Remeber people, you only have three issues left to resubscribe. That doesn't include you all. Issue thirty may very well be your last. Also, those of you who will continue to get it, send me questions comments anything you want. I use your ideas to help me establish a great newspaper. Just then, a though comes across. "If the Blade is only about our thoughts, why does he continue with it?" I only write what I want. Not all of your thoughts make it in here. Wait, I'm in an arguement with myself. How lame is that?

Check it out!

Don't close your eyes, Don't fall asleep, cause you'd miss it, baby, and you don't want to miss a thing. I guarantee that "Armageddon" is a movie worth watching. I enjoyed it emensely. If you haven't already seen it, check out all of the thrills, chills, and romance.

A website to visit is www.lyrics.ch/. If there's a song out there you want to know the words to, chances are one of the 107,800+ songs is one of them. This place gets new lyrics in almost daily, so if the song is new, they might get in soon. If you don't know the name, you can type what you remember from the song, and it searches through that. I think it's great, but you don't have to take my word for it!

Answer Box.

Uh, no letter to respond to. Sorry guys.

52-TWENTY

On a daily basis, I get online and check my mail. Sometimes daily, it just depends wether or not I'm doing anything, and 99% of the time I'm not. However, I realize that while I may not get on here often, I do have quite an extensive.... collection.... of...... well, I don't really have anything on here that I don't have in real life, except my friends that live out of Oklahoma. So I find myself lying around the house daily doing nothing, unless I"m at school, then I just sleep all day. School is sooooo boring. I wonder what will become of me......

2003, Kenny Silberzahn enters his fourth stage of isanity, this time trying to cover the Eiffel Tower in Easy Cheese and Spam that was cut to look like a Florence Henderson bust. Speculators say it can't be done, but they also said he couldn't establish a race of super-gnomes to take over Russia. He shocked the world when he did it, too.

Maybe that's a little too strange. I have too much free time.

A Time To Laugh...

I saw a really funny commercial just recently. It was a drug-free commercial, but hilarious in it's own way. It started out with a girl, dressed in ribbony stuff, out in the middle of some highway. The words are as followed: "Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep. Duh, that's what happens when you're stoned."

I thought it was hilarious.

Trivia Time.

Subject: Movies, again and again and again....

1. What movie involves a serial killer who kills using other killers methods?
2. What movie do two sets of twins get switched at birth, only later get reunited trying to save their home town?
3. What movie has a house full of dolls killing people? (the dolls kill people, not the house)
4. What movie has every student of Rydell High break into song and dance in perfect synchronization without warning?
5. What movie leaves little to the imagination, in every form, and involves the high school students initiating the freshmen all day long?
6. What other movie leaves little to the imagination with the people selling pot?
7. What movie has an evil clown in the sewers, later to be revealed as a giant spider thingy?
8. Which part in the "Nightmare on Elm St." series does Freddy kill a kid with a tv and "The Power Glove?"
9. How many "Puppet Master" movies are there?
10. What movie has the kid kill the villian by wishing she had a heart?

Answers.

1. Copycat.
2. Big Business.
3. Dolls.
4. Grease.
5. Dazed and Confused. Stupid, stupid movie.
6. Half Baked. Stupid, stupid movie.
7. It.
8. Part six. Stupid, stupid movie.
9. Six. And part six was a stupid, stupid movie.
10. The never-ending story 2. I really like those movies.