The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 26

BLADE HAS BEEN DOWN, BUT NOT OUT...

Finally, the Blade has finished it's changes and is now back in full swing. I really wanted to add many changes to it, but Hotmail only offers this from what I've found. It would be nice to have a different format, a title headline, different color type, and different fonts. I guess though, since some of you like it, you won't mind it's still in this form. It has a lot more to offer now. This extra reading material shall add more to your enjoyment. I hope it is to your liking.

"Eels" ARE MORBID.

The group (or one singer, I'm not sure) Eels is quite morbid. I do, however, like the song "Last Stop: This Town." Can any of you relate to this? Still, you cannot escape the fact that they (or he) are very dark with their (or his) lyrics. Hmm, maybe I'm overexagerating. Could be....

Check it out!

One of the neatest websites I have found lately is www.deathclock.com. It supposedly predicts when you are going to die. Well, after you do this, it's kinda boring.
Rating- 3

ANSWER BOX.

Dear Answer Box, When you bring the Blade back, are you going to start it on Volume 2? By all means, it should be that, being how it is changing. Thank you, Questionaria.

Well, I can't say that it will. I don't really want a second Volume yet. I don't think it has a need to change. Most newsletters add things and don't change the Volume. If they did, just think. We'd be on Vol. 6,000,489,324 of "People Magazine." Oh, were you talking about headlines and articals? Also, what kind of a name is "Questionaria?"

52-TWENTY

One day I was asked to fill in for a missing teacher. I accepted and was then on my way to stardom. Or so I thought. I was first told I would be teacher theatrical arts at an institute of higher learning. I was thrilled. Until I realized I was performing puppet shows in a cardboard box at a run down insane asylum three times a day. How many times can Blinky, the one-eyed bloated moon pie lose his contact lens and crash his flying moped into a mountainside? Well, I know better to accept any subbing jobs. Now I'm pregnant with a maniac son from 100 freaks for being locked into that.. Wait, that was how Freddy was born. I'm not pregnant. Whoo, I'm relieved.

A Time to Laugh.

The Blade went under construction. I still laugh at how stupid this was.

Trivia Time.

Subject: The Simsons, again.

1. What do Bart and a group of his friends try to retrieve from Shelbyville?
2. What was the name of Lisa's substitute? 3.When Springfield gets a cat burglar, what does he take from Bart? (two answers)
4. Who is Bart's Idol?
5. Where is Homer at when Bart breaks a chair over his back?
6. What does Moe tell Homer to do when he puts Maggie on the bar?
7.How much is Bart charged to enter the Comic book convention?
8. When the cafeteria starts killing kids, what is the first food to be served?
9. What song is playing when Lisa drives to show Homer she can?
10. At the medievil fair, what does Marge show Bart she learned in high school?

Answers.

1. The lemon tree.
2. Mr. Bergstrom.
3. The portable tv and his stamp collection.
4. Krusty.
5. The bathtub.
6. He makes Homer put a coaster under her.
7. 8 dollars.
8. Jimbo burgers.
9. St. Elmo's Fire.
10. She works on a loom.