The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 23



GLAD TO HELP YOU!

Yes, I am glad to help you all. If you have a problem, just let me know. Kay? Good...

PLAY DESTINED TO BE A RIOT.

My Drama class is putting on the play "Hollywood Hillbillies" sometime in December. I have the part of Jim Foxhall. I play a thief. I'm hoping this play will be a hit.

TOP TEN WORST MOVIES!!!!!

(please note that with zero help from subscribers, this all of my opinions)

10. Saturday Night Fever. Dancing. Drinking. Dancing. Sex. Dancing. Death. Dancing. See a theme here?

9. Chopping Mall. You know, for a movie with one cool death scene, it had way too many flaws. It was too easy to get away from the things but those kids were just stupid.

8. Sleepaway Camp. Perfect example of pointless scripting trying to make it something it's not. The killer was.... different, though. That's why it's eight.

7. The Reflecting Skin. This was a purposeless film and I'm thankful to say I only remember lt sucked.

6. Dazed and Confused. Another pointless movie.

5. The Video Dead. This movie was a zombie flic, and it had no real zombies. Everything that was said to kill them didn't work until the end. I wonder why?

4. Child's Play 2. The worst one of the three(though 3 is close) had few death scenes and Chucky was killed in a really stupid way.

3. After Midnight. This movie doesn't even focus on its main point. It has a lot of side stories, sort of like my next movie....

2. Tales From The Dark Side: The Movie. Uh, this was about a boy who was going to be eaten by a witch but told her stories to get out of it. Sort of like Shahrazad and her 1001 tales.

1. Titanic. This movie was hyped way too much. It was nothing but a love story and the only way people even watched it was because it was said to be about the Titanic itself. It should have been named "The heart of the ocean", then I would have known to stay away from it.

Trivia Time.

Subject: Halloween.....

1. What do kids do every Halloween?
2. How do people pronounce "Halloween?"
3. What is the killer's name in Halloween?
4. What Halloween doesn't fit in the storyline?
5. What day is Halloween?

Answers.

1. They go eggin people's houses and soap their windows. Oh, they also trick or treat.
2. Holloween. Listen to people.
3. Michael.... Michael Meyers..... Very good. Next question. Who is the killer in "Friday the thirteenth?" Jason! I'm Sorry. That's incorrect. Oh, wait, this isn't scream.
4. 3.
5. October Thirty-first.