The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 20


FORLORN OF THE HORN.

What is life really for? We walk about taking this and that and want none of anything unless it benefits us in every way. Most things will benefit us if we just come up with sone excuse to use for each thing. You hand someone a mop? They don't want it so they give it back. What can you do? Beat ther guy in the head and call me in the morning. I guarantee you will be happy, especially if you hate that person.

SECTIONAL NEWSLETTER.

A new column is opening up. You can try out to be the scripter if you want it. The story will be placed in every Friday's issue, and it can be over whatever you want. Anyone can try out, but only one can get it. I think together we can improve this newsletter. Also, starting maybe tomorrow, new sections will be added, and the top ten is coming, finally.

Trivia Time.

Subject: Movies of the Eighties.

1. What movie had a psycho dream stalker killing teens?
2. What movie had a girl pull a prank on kids, killing each one off, then revealing they were not dead at all?
3. Dance tv is what Helen Hunt wanted to be on. (yes, this same movie was a question before)
4. Johnny Five broke free in this movie and now lives a free.... thing.
5. Robots go berserk in a mall and kill teens who had a "Slumber party" in the matress store.
6. Luke Skywalker's destiny was finally portrayed.
7. Drew Barrymore and her pyrokineses.
8. Space porcupines attack Earth.
9. Leatherface is first seen.
10. Bigfoot finds his family, then leaves them.

Answers. (Ooooohhh, I had ten this time)

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street.
2. April Fool's Day.
3. Girls Just Want To Have Fun.
4. Short Circuit.
5. Chopping Mall. By all means, this was a really lame movie.
6. Return of the Jedi. Luke, I am your father. Yay, I have a fish head for a dad.
7. Firestarter.
8. Critters. This got lame after the second one. You mean it wasn't lame before?
9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Buzz.... Buzz buzz..... It's attack of the bees.... Oh... No.
10. Harry eats the Hendersons.... I mean and. But I think it would have been better if he ate them.