The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 18

GIRL LEARNS POKe'DEX.

Finally, the Pikachu woman learns who Pikachu is..... and so much more! Hopefully, she will also keep her promise and mail me. I love it when a plan comes together.

NEVER HAS THERE BEEN SUCH PAIN.

The hardships of the life of Carly O'brian have taken a turn for the worse when she stepped on a small red button and got trapped in an invisible force field. When interviewed on her demise, she stated "I wasn't stealing the milk! I only wanted to see if I really was lactose intolerant." She then burst into tears as she saw her cheese sculpture of Elvis being eaten by a mob of hungry chinese businessmen. She screamed and ran after them but got hit by a bus loaded with POKe'MON. She was rushed to a hospital where she was diagnosed with acute dislexia and inflamation of the lungs. They then stopped her lungs from inflating but she died from lack of oxygen. Sadly, the delicious taste of dairy led to a death.

Trivia Time.

Subject: Music of thine Eighties.

1. She sang "She Bop" and was appointed "Queen of the Eighties."
2. His only hit was "Puttin' on the ritz."
3. "Dirty Dancing" featured this song as one of the dancing scenes. Eric Carmen is the artist.
4. Toni Basil made her one and only hit with this song.
5. Featured in "Pretty Woman", this group's song "It Must Have Been Love" is just one of their many hits.

Answers.

1. Cyndi Lauper.
2. Taco.
3. "Hungry Eyes." This is a very pretty song.
4. "Mickey."
5. What is Roxette? Oooh..... Jeopardy!