The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 15
WHO OR WHAT IS........ THE QUEEN?
That's my little secret. What's yours? I just noticed how lame the movie "Footloose" is. If they banned dancing for years, how do all of those kids know how to dance (if that can be considered dancing)? I watch it for Lori Singer, and who doesn't? Her talent surpases those that are with her, except Sarah Jessica Parker. Niether one are really bad. I also love the song "Holding Out for A Hero", but the tractor scene leaves little to the imagination. Anyway, on to the next story....
SOLID AND SOUND, ALL AROUND.
A barrier, one which has total potential, has been created to stop all intercoagulate track dwellers from crossing the northern aurora borealis. The whole can only be described as accent and subtle cornerstone knowledge. Beware of those you do not understand. They too can be corrupted in a manner no one can seem to override. Thanks to the neuro-antiforce collosion compound crystal extrolotain farintation recache' tripod, all efforts to stop this abortionist have been successful. I will keep you posted.
TEMPTER AND THE TEMPTRESS STRIKE NORTH ENGLAND FOR ALL OF THE RICHES IN THE CLOCK ABOVE THE EASTERN CASTLE MANTLE AND THEN STEAL NEW MARSHMALLOW SHAPES FROM "LUCKY CHARMS" BEFORE LEAVING A TRAIL OF NASTY X SHAPES NO ONE LIKES TO EAT SO THEY LEAVE FLOATING SOGGING IN A BOWL OF MILK AND RUN ON TO WATCH SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS.
Well, I pretty much told the story in the headline.
TOO BIG OF HEADLINE EATS SPACE UP.
I don't think I'll ever do that again, but with me, you never know.
Trivia Time.
Subject: Cereals and the heartbreak they cause. Anyway....
1. What cereal "makes you go?" It tastes nasty heated or plain, and no matter how much milk that stuff absorbs, it never gets easy to chew, it stays those same crunchy little grain balls no one but old people likes to swallow.
2. Little cookies you can't resist.
3. My sister said it hurt her teeth to eat them, so I never got to eat them. They come plain, with marshmallows, frosted and now I think the marshmallows comes with color swirls as part of some Hawaiin hula bash thing.
4. You and the Cap'n make it happen.
5. They used to have three bakers, now they only have that old guy.
Answers.
1. Grape Nuts.
2. Cookie Crisp.
3. Alpha Bits. I don't really want to try it now,but I know I could if I wanted to.
4. Cap'n Crunch, or any of those other flavors.
5. Cinnamin toast crunch.