The Daily Blade, Volume 1, Issue 13

FOOD GIVES BOY BAD BOWELS.

A boy ate some food Sunday that upset his stomach to the point of liquidation, or so he says. I don't think he was lieing, though, beings how no one in thier right mind would lie about this. I wonder what it was he ate?

COTTAGE GIVES BOY BAD BOWELS.

Food served at the Country Cottage gave a boy bad bowels on Sunday. Forget it, I sound like a broken record.

Trivia Time!

Subject: Nightmare On Elm Street..... you all have to have seen these!

1. What is the name of the killer?
2. What number in the series had the kids gain stupid, useless powers?
3. Which one makes the least sense?
4. Which one had the stupidist plot line?
5. How many are there?

Answers.

1. Fred Krueger.
2. 3
3. 2.
4. 6.
5. 7.

Bonus Trivia Time.

Subject: Commercial tunes.

1. The rythm of life with a powerful beat. It made it on trivia time twice.
2. Feels so soft and cuddles a lot, it's my....
3. Mix up a cake, it's so fast to bake. Now toppings on top. Make cakes, brownies, coockies and candy.
4. Turn on the magical colored lights.
5. If you don't use..... scratch your ear.

Answers.

1. Glidden paint, again.
2. Water babies.
3. Easy bake oven.
4. Light bright.
5. Advantage.